The Andrew Christian Boys Want To #SUCK You

Andrew Christian has added yet another bulge-bouncing, ass-shaking vid to their slutty underwear ad oeuvre. It’s called “#SUCK” and it features the boys acting like horny vampires just in time for Halloween. I’ve got something for them to #SUCK on, and it’s not my neck!

Truthfully, this isn’t my favorite of their vids. The visuals are kind of murky, don’t get me started on that song, and it looks like an instructional vid on how to work your core muscles by writhing in harnesses. But they get points for the glow-in-the-dark body paint and pink duct tape. Pink duct tape! They make pink duct tape? Good, because my bondage activities needed to be even gayer.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Andrew Christian

Watch Andrew Christian’s new video “#SUCK” below:

#SUCK by Andrew Christian

#SUCK by Andrew Christian

#SUCK by Andrew Christian

#SUCK by Andrew Christian

#SUCK by Andrew Christian

#SUCK by Andrew Christian

#SUCK by Andrew Christian

#SUCK by Andrew Christian

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10 thoughts on “The Andrew Christian Boys Want To #SUCK You

  1. My problem with Andrew Christian is …. it is — I’ll say it — too gay.

    Now, any time I see their product, much less their ads, it’s as thought all the testosterone in the room instantly gets drained away.

  2. what was that?!The guy who was lipsynching is super hot but this is just too much for some damn underwear..

  3. If this where a ad for gray goose or some gay night club than the add would probably be more memorable

  4. I agree with you, J. Harvey, this isn’t one of their better video’s. It seems like maybe they went too far with “models” trying to make them into dancers. I think the thing that most confuses me about the video is why then needed to make those incredibly large black marks across some of their eyebrows to make them look so unsexy? The video itself is…well like was said below, it’s a bit much for underwear. Just show guys being sexy in them and stop trying to make a Beyonce video.

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