Things You Need: The Anal Orgasm Monitor

It may seem like the boy above is asking for a good fuck or two. But he’s really just wishing he could get his hands on an anal orgasm monitor, a complicated device which measures the contractions of the anal sphincter during orgasm. Yup, there’s a patent for that.

Given that this was registered back in 1998, there’s a pretty good chance half of you have already seen this. However, we can’t help wondering why an established manufacturer hasn’t given this invention the green light. We’re sure they’d fly right off of the shelves!

– Dewitt

To see some pages from this patent, follow the JUMP:

Read more here. Or just look at more unrelated pics of Teagan Scott

15 thoughts on “Things You Need: The Anal Orgasm Monitor

  1. Did he try to cut his own hair?

    most pics are ok
    personally not an ass man so the “hole” shot was not my thing.

    I prefer men to boys.

  2. The device reminds me of an old joke: a doctor walks into an emergency room cubicle to find a man laying face down, pants down around his ankles and a vibrator lodged solidly in his ass. After a few minutes of work, the doctor said, “There you go, sir. I managed to get it out.” The patient complained, “I didn’t want you to take it out, Doc. I just wanted you to change the batteries.” BTW, nice cock on the model.

  3. LOL floridaredfur I am a total ASS man so the hole shot was right up my alley N fact wish I could go right up Teagan alley !!!

  4. I’ve read that patent, and I’m working on a device that does a similar thing, in a way that’s different enough not to infringe that patent.  Actually, detecting orgasm is fairly easy; what’s trickier is detecting “getting very close to orgasm.”  I’m using my device as part of an automated teasing/edging system.

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