The Amateur Hour: Thor’s Thick, Uncut Hammer

beer can cock, The Avengers porn

While you were busy jizzing yourselves over the new Iron Man 3 trailer, this rather girthy, uncut fellow on XTube was dressing up like another one of The Avengers and stroking his cock for the entire world. Sure, he might not have a body like Chris Hemsworth, but damn, that almost makes this hotter!

The bad news? He’s straight. The good news? He likes attention.

“First off im str8. but im kinda loving all you guys watching me,” he writes so eloquently on his XTube profile (as if it’d matter if he didn’t love us watching him)… Oh, and you know what else he kinda loves? This. <— Click at your own risk.

– Dewitt

Click through to watch the two video clips:

beer can cock, The Avengers porn

beer can cock, The Avengers porn

beer can cock, The Avengers porn

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1,349 thoughts on “The Amateur Hour: Thor’s Thick, Uncut Hammer

  1. I clicked at my own risk, I had to gouge out my left eye afterwards.

    DO NOT CLICK on the thing this guy likes people!!

    D O N O T

  2. I clicked at my own risk, I had to gouge out my left eye afterwards.

    DO NOT CLICK on the thing this guy likes people!!

    D O N O T

  3. if your going to measure your cock against a beer bottle, #1 have a big cock, #2 you don’t have to start the bottle in your asshole to make your cock bigger, we can see where your measuring from. #3, your not all that

  4. if your going to measure your cock against a beer bottle, #1 have a big cock, #2 you don’t have to start the bottle in your asshole to make your cock bigger, we can see where your measuring from. #3, your not all that

  5. If you’re going to make a comment about penis size, you should realize that he’s comparing his cock to the width of the beer bottle, not the length…

  6. For all all U silly size queens out there this guy is above average so I do not see your issues! And he is in good shape as well. Just not into the red hair. But being uncut I would make an exception for him.

  7. I just don’t know what some of you people expect. This is a very attractive man…decent body..he actually has pecs and a flat stomach. It does lack that battle-plating look but its probably a hell of a lot more than most snarky twats on here have.And YES that is a big cock!

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