The Amateur Hour: This Luscious Bubble Butt Needs A Big Fat DICK!

HONEY! Did y’all hear about bitter cunt Dewitt‘s new contest? That triflin’ ass bitch just up and decided to throw a twerking contest last week, but like a DAMN fool, he didn’t tell Ms. Boulangerié Knowles about it until his ass got drunk at the club and tried to roll up on some hot piece of DICK I was about to acquire. Oh hell to the fucking NO he didn’t! Boulangerié wasn’t having NONE of that. I threw my drink in that motherfucker’s face, put my pussy muscles to work and snatched that hooker back from his ratchet ass man-paws. OKAY!

Oh, and while I was doing all of THAT, I stole his cheap-ass phone, changed the password to the Manhunt Daily inbox and sucked a few dicks to get more prizes on the tables. Thanks to MY supreme royal twat, y’all bitches can bounce them asses to win MORE than a damn pork chop! Here’s a list of the hot shit y’all can win:

Put them booty muscles to WERK!

• A six month membership to the best damn site EVER, Manhunt.
• Lunch in Boston with Dewitt, J. Harvey and their WHACK-ass selves.
• A DICK tsunami, courtesy of Fraternity X, Maverick Men or some other damn site.
• Two tickets to the Accidental Bear Music Tour in the city of YOUR choice.
• A Manhunt jockstrap to showcase those FINE cheeks for the world.
• DVDs of Joe Gage‘s After The Heist or Jake Deckard‘s Men In The Sand.
• For the THICK fellas, a pair of XL Manhunt swim trunks.

And the list just keeps getting BIGGER, BETTER and HARDER! On top of that, we put our nasty heads together and opened up the playing field to accept submissions set to “Bubble Butt“, “1999” or any of the twerkable songs on the Accidental Bear Music Tour sampler up over here… Stop with the BULLSHIT that you can’t shake your ass! You can do it, put your BACK into it, so back that azz up and get with the damn program already.

Wanna know what you’re up against? OKAY, child, if you think you can handle it! Today, we got our first submission from Manhunt member loyalty888, and he is turning it OUT like you wouldn’t believe it. Now, Ms. Boulangerié Knowles just made a few calls, and nine out of ten dentists said they would TEAR up that ass and make this boy shoot GALLONS of cum all over the damn place. To sum it up in four words… HE COULD GET IT!

Boulangerié Knowles

Watch my boy Loyalty888 put his booty muscles to WERK in the video below:

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