The Amateur Hour: The Garden of Earthly Delights

I really have to applaud any homemade porn enthusiast who actually takes the time to concept their backyard jerkoff videos. Like Mr. HairyArtist here! His name is William, and he lives in Florida, if you couldn’t tell by all the vegetation. (And, okay, maybe he’s less of an amateur and more of a pro-am, since he does cam for money. But let’s not nitpick…)

The video starts with a rear view of William gardening. “Oh,” he says, looking at the camera. “I didn’t see you down there.” Then he talks you through what’s happening. You dropped by, you get on your knees, and then he takes off his silly, silly shorts to reveal a jockstrap. A few seconds later out comes the prize, a giant whopper of a dick which he then points at the camera, all the while talking you through what you’re doing to him.

The best part comes about three minutes in when he starts slapping the camera with his dick. It’s way hotter than it should be, and not just because I easily fall for hairy guys with huge dicks.

The funny thing is, the setup led me to spend the duration of this video thinking that he was speaking to an insect, or maybe someone who’d been zapped by Rick Moranis‘s laser thing in Honey I Shrunk The Kids. But after I got that out of my system, I just wanted to suck his cock.

He has literally hundreds of videos on XTube, so maybe you’ve seen him before. I definitely know what I’m going to be watching all weekend, though.

Lawrence

Watch HairyArtist’s “garden visit” video below:

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5 thoughts on “The Amateur Hour: The Garden of Earthly Delights

  1. I have always loved this guys videos, he makes you feel like you are right there with him

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