The Amateur Hour: Shower Beer Pics Are My New Porn

If twink lovers have the audacity to fetishize lollipops, then damn it all to hell, I am not going to feel ashamed about popping a boner over SHOWER BEERS. The community on Reddit has existed for two years, bringing together individuals who love enjoying a cold brew in the shower regardless of their body type, sexuality, gender or amount of facial hair. It’s a celebration of beer, freedom and self-expression. It’s everything I love, and everything I need in life.

In a way, the title of this post isn’t inaccurate. The SHOWER BEERS community sucks you in like a good jerk-off session, clicking on image after image to chase the high of ejaculatory perfection. Sometimes, it’s less about the guys themselves—most of whom likely identify as straight, despite the phallic gay porn poses they strike with their bottles and cans—but more about the hyper-masculine caricature fantasy they represent.

While you don’t necessarily want to be with them, you want to be in their position, escaping the monotony of nine-to-five life with hot water pouring over your naked body and a cold IPA pouring down your throat. Throw in a warm throat bobbing up and down on your cock, and nothing in the world could come closer to that feeling of relaxation.

Plain and simple? SHOWER BEERS makes me hard.

– Dewitt

Photos via: Reddit

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19 thoughts on “The Amateur Hour: Shower Beer Pics Are My New Porn

  1. I’m shocked at how risky this behavior appears to be. All that potential for broken glass in an environment one normally goes around barefoot? At least some seem to value their safety and drink from a can. But who really enjoys beer from a can??

  2. There’s a naughty twinkle in the eye of the guy in the bowler and bow tie – definite potential.

  3. This is probably the best set of pics we’ve seen on MD in a loooong time. Not a fake-tanned, waxed & shaved, gay for pay gym-bunny to be seen. Real men & beer: what’s not to love??

  4. many hot fellas many of them hairy loving it!!! and also wet and with beer love this post hehe only one pic kinda odd…..wats the fella doing with a axe in the shower?

  5. The same people who enjoys to drink beer from the bottle neck, in the bathroom or worst, in the shower.

  6. The hairy bearded guys make me crazy . They can drink beer while I fuck their hairy holes…

  7. although these men are very hot looking its pretty sad that they are showing they cant make it through a 10 minute shower without a beer?

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