All hail the return of… Uh, actually I don’t know what this guy’s name is. So let’s hail the return of Montreal Jerkoff Giant Load Shooter Guy! He racked up nearly half a million XTube views a few years ago, but neither hide nor hair was heard from him for over three years. Until last night, that is, when he uploaded “quick nice load,” surely the most wonderful 89 seconds that I’ve seen on the internet in some time.
Those balls! That beard! Those eyes! That goopy shot of jizz! The smile on his face as he licks said goopy shot of jizz off his hands! What a dreamboat.
I’d be interested to see Mr. Montreal Jerkoff Giant Load Shooter Guy in action. My gut instinct tells me he’s probably a bottom, and I’d be more than happy to cross the border to test out this theory. Just imagine him on his back, legs in the air, jerking off furiously while someone (me, ideally, or I guess you) pounds him silly, until he can’t hold on anymore and blows a fast-moving load in his own face.
I’m not sure if you’re reading this, Mr. Montreal Jerkoff Giant Load Shooter Guy, but if you are, please consider this for your next video. And please don’t wait three more years to post another one.
– Lawrence
Watch the new clip below:
WOW.
grrr – why cant i see it on my mac?
Its not showing up on my PC. Is there a link we can go to to see it?
That’s it…don’t waste a drop, Daddy.
Damn nice load!