The Amateur Hour: I Want To Bury My Nose In This Hot Daddy’s Pubes

The man who refers to himself as “C. Dick” hasn’t been on Tumblr for much longer than a week, and he’s already made a significant impact on my boner quota for 2014. He touches upon a decent portion of my greatest sexual weaknesses—a salt and pepper beard, a fantastically hairy torso and a mass of dark, wild pubes surrounding a decently large cock that definitely needs to be in my mouth.

I would love to spend the day with him wearing our faux-lumberjack coats and walking around the woods with no pants on. This would obviously include a point where my lips get so cold that they retreat between his butt cheeks for warmth. If he happened to fall victim to the same affliction, I would gladly allow him to warm his lips between my butt cheeks too (and then proceed to ram my ass against a tree).

– Dewitt

Photo credit: C. Dick

Check out a few shots of this soon-to-become Tumblr sex icon below:

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

C Dick from Tumblr in white briefs

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

C Dick from Tumblr in white briefs

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

A hairy, hung and bearded daddy from the wide world of Tumblr.

C. Dick is my everything.

C. Dick is my everything.

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