The Amateur Hour: Are You Going To (Finally) See My Penis?

Last week, I made a pledge to post a video of my cum shot if my Tumblr exceeded the number of followers on Manhunt‘s Tumblr. Part of the deal was, if I gained more followers within the week, I would send one of you a dozen naked pictures. On the flip side, if Manhunt came out on top, one of you would get a free year-long membership to the site, as well as a three-month long subscription to my new favorite gay porn site Deviant Otter.

Drum roll, please! In my hands, I hold an envelope. This envelope has nothing inside it, but it gives me an excuse to post a picture of myself holding an envelope and looking very nervous about what fate may (or most certainly does not) lie ahead within it. Will my life be changed forever? Will everyone find out that I’ve secretly been Colby Keller this whole time? Let’s open the envelope and find out! Even though there’s absolutely nothing inside of it.

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With hundreds of followers logged, the people have spoken! The people have spoken, and they most certainly do not want to see my penis. Manhunt‘s Tumblr came in with 28 more followers than my Tumblr, so one of you lucky readers will receive a free membership and some free porn, too.

What’s that you say? You’re disappointed? Well, I’ll make a deal with you big weirdos who actually want to see my penis! If Manhunt gains 300,000 likes on Facebook by June 4, then I will gladly write a post with information about where you can find me naked on the internet. This may or may not involve me fucking someone with a 9-inch cock… But, uh, my lips are sealed until June 4.

Until then, enjoy another roundup of photos from Manhunt‘s Tumblr and my Tumblr!

– Dewitt

Click your favorite pics below to find out whether you should follow me or Manhunt:

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24 thoughts on “The Amateur Hour: Are You Going To (Finally) See My Penis?

  1. The third-to-last pic, the mirror shot, is possibly the fakest thing I have ever seen.

  2. Dewitt, you are sweet, but unless you want to come to my apt, and show it in person, I don’t need to see your dick. It would just be one more dick I cannot touch. Too much torture. hehe

  3. That guy with the “Justify” shirt on…I thought I was actually staring into the abyss…

  4. Most of the ones I clicked were on yours. You’re not afraid to show bears and cubs and the less-than-perfect guys. You rock. Get nekkid. I’m waiting by my email.

  5. OMG! Who’s hairy asshole is that?!?! That has got to be the hottest thing I’ve seen in a long time! Anymore pics of that hole? The picture is halfway down and the guy is wearing a blue, red, and white jock. Fucking DELICIOUS! I’d love to see it get fucked… or better yet, fuck it myself!

  6. Dewitt, your Tumblr is awesome, but Facebook, the dogs, will not let me Like you or link to follow your posts. I’ll try again later; wish me luck!

  7. Uhm, can I make a request? Can I come back as nearly any one of these good looking men in my next life? It would be so freakin’ sweet to be that hot for a lifetime. :-/

  8. you have beautiful eyes, drop the envelope and let us see the rest of your handsome face.

  9. can anyone tell me who the guy with the drills is????? OMFG he is the absolute hottest thing I have ever seen

  10. I had “liked” manhunt on facebook a long time ago, wish i could like it again, would do anything to Dewitt’s dick 🙂

  11. Dewitt, your eyes are beautiful. I can see myself spending hours making out and cuddling with you while looking into them. I always love the amazing array of men on your posts! I was so ready for, “and the Oscar goes to….” when I saw the envelope. Lol. Also, I can’t believe no one has pointed out the awesome jockstrap hanging up and decorated with those two discs. You’re my favorite redhead. 🙂

  12. Oh this is a nightmare. 29 dorks have ruined it for us. Now we have to like Manhunt on FACEBOOK? Now how do I explain Manhunt to my 14 year old niece? Oy.

  13. the post kinda confused me as i didnt see the point…..however the mass of hot hairy uncut men so made me forget my confusion and just drool hehhehe

  14. Like your stinking attitude. Does it make you feel better about yourself to denigrate others?

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