The Amateur Hour: Anonymous Homer Simpson T-Shirt Guy

What a weird day to be looking at porn on the internet. On the one hand, it’s reeeeeeeally nice out where I am. It’s that part of spring where I walk around with a permaboner, and it seems wrong to be watching people fucking on a computer when I should be outside, enjoying the fresh air and getting fucked on a picnic table. (For instance.)

On the other hand, it’s kind of hard to totally concentrate on sex since there’s a lot of other crazy other shit happening on the internet today.

But work is work, and it’s my moral obligation to tell you about whose cock I most want up my butt. So check out Anonymous Homer Simpson T-Shirt Guy:

I like the video for a bunch of reasons, but the main one is that not much happens. He takes his shirt off, he takes his underwear off, and then he jerks his rather impressive dick for about five minutes. It’s very… calming. Don’t expect a big finish… He moves the camera to get the cum shot and instead all we get is his palm and the desk. But whatever.

He’s got those skinny-guy abs that are so nice on a top (in my fantasy world he is a total top) and a long, uncut dick that I wouldn’t mind sucking for, oh, most of the afternoon. And then he could fuck me in whatever positions he wanted before showing me in person what kind of a load he can blow.

– Lawrence

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820 thoughts on “The Amateur Hour: Anonymous Homer Simpson T-Shirt Guy

  1. my goodness, YES! he’s got the typical, “real guy with a big thick uncut cock” thing going on and I LIKE IT! 😉

  2. Ugh…guys…we’ve just always gotta be adjusting things. If he would have left it alone things would have been perfect. That is indeed a very nice cock and I hope you (or I) find it up your ass soon. Here’s hoping.

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