My 2014 goal has been to deliver balanced and thoroughly honest gay porn reviews, but there are a few reasons I can’t offer up an objective review for MEN.COM‘s new series “Scrum“. For starters, it’s a three-part series starring real-life rugby player Colby Jansen as a fucking rugby coach. If you aren’t aware, I have a healthy obsession with Colby Jansen, rugby men and almost any erotic material that involves a coach fucking his players.
Here’s the other problem. The first chapter features Connor Kline, whose hairy thighs, muscular ass and impressive cock are what some might call “everything”. This leads into a somewhat random seque where Colby fucks beefy bottom bitch Aaron Bruiser, and if that weren’t enough, the grand finale finds Colby and Connor joined by redhead god Connor Maguire and meathead jock Braden Charron for a foursome that will likely leave me in a hospital suffering from semen depletion.
In other words, “Scrum” is the greatest gay porn series in the history of gay porn series, and you should give MEN.COM all of your money so you can watch it (and so they can continue making more outstanding coach/player series like this, especially one where Colby Jansen fucks four muscle jock asses up against a locker like this, because really, there’s no excuse why that hasn’t happened yet).
Is that an honest enough review for you? Because it’s all I have to say.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: MEN.COM
Check out Colby Jansen and Connor Kline in action below:
Watch the first installment of “Scrum” now on MEN.COM.
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tho i love colby, the lookin at the camera that ‘isnt their’ is so friggin cheesy!!! men.com movies ust need to get back to just fucking not all this acting stuff lol
I for one am happy that Connor Kline was Born This Way! Dayuhm that ASS!!!
AS much as I like Colby, He needs to get fucked more.
LOVE ! LOVE ! LOVE ! Connor but Colby does absolutely NOTHING 4 me !!!!
Soooo I don’t care about anything else in this at all… I mean my god that is the most perfect ass I have ever seen.
the close up, pic 13. OMGGGGGGGGGG
I’ve always found Conner Cline hot. I just don’t care for his tats. Everything else is perfection to me though. He’s a much better bottom than he is a top.
I really dont like Colby LOve Conner , Colby does nothing for me he is soo fake
Two gorgeous men but I’m not a big fan of all the mugging for the camera – makes it look over-posed and awkward. I think both are good looking but Colby really makes me schwing!
I like scenes with coaches, but I’m at the other end of the spectrum. I love seeing daddies and guys in authority — especially coaches — fucked. Would be nice to think that Colby takes it again in the finale (as well as all of the other guys involved), but it will probalby end with only Kline getting fucked. Would be nice to see Brandon on the bottom again — he was pretty good at it at Randy Blue. Even better would be a repeat of the baseball locker room scene where instead of 4 twinks getting fucked, we saw 4 big muscular roggers getting fucked by the coach and then the coach getting fucked at the end. Maybe some day…
“More cushin for the pushin” should be a tag line for this video….ooof….that was intensely awesome! š
AMEN TO THAT!!! I love it when figures of authority bottom, either by becoming bossy ( hot!!!) or very submissive.
One of the best Coach scenes I’ve seen is the one with Reese Rideout, Chris Rockway and Mitch Branson where the coach ends up getting fucked by both.
ANiman’s cartoons are also awesome if you have this type of fantasy : the phat ass coach always ends up getting fucked.
Crossing my fingers for Colby!
Did you even watch the video? At no point does Colby or Connor knowingly glare at the camera. These are just promo photos.
When are they going to retire Colby Jansen ?
Hopefully soon. BUT LOOK AT CONNOR.
Crazy about you colby š