For someone who was so excited about his arrival on the gay porn scene, I’ve done a shitty job at updating you on the status of Dale Cooper‘s career. To rectify my wrong, here is the 2012 newcomer’s latest scene with scruffy hipster porn god Colby Keller, which finds the tattooed beauty heading into a a janitor’s closet to whip out his bone for his paleontology professor.
His bone is his penis! Just in case you didn’t figure that out for yourself.
After studying this clip to my best ability, I’d have to say the best part is the sight of Dale’s fuzzy, pink pucker wrapped around Colby’s shaft… Then again, Colby’s rimjobs are hard to compete with, and when you throw in Dale’s low-hangers? Yeah, it’s not exactly easy to choose a “best part” from this encounter.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Big Dicks At School
Click through to watch Colby and Dale in action:
Dale’s cock on Colby’s body, please. 🙂
Dale’s cock on Colby’s body, please. 🙂
Colby needs to stick to bottoming.
Colby needs to stick to bottoming.
I wouldn’t fuck either one.
I wouldn’t fuck either one.
Yes, this was precious~ Do you think either one of them (or both) is available for dinner this evening? I could really get into paleontology or whatever it takes!
Yes, this was precious~ Do you think either one of them (or both) is available for dinner this evening? I could really get into paleontology or whatever it takes!
the random prison tattoos are kind of off-putting.
the random prison tattoos are kind of off-putting.
Hope you remember Dale Cooper for your year-end list of best bottoms. I can watch him get plowed for hours (and I have).
New game to play on here: anytime there’s a piece on a hot guy with any kind of tattoos, try and guess how many comments in before somebody snarks about the ink.
Colby is my favorite ‘boy next door’ type– really hot, but in an approachable way. Cooper is a cutie, but people have to understand that tattoo is art you will display FOR LIFE, and be a little more picky about what they put on their body, and how [or whether] it all works together to accentuate their assets.
I see two very sexy and handsome men who look like they are enjoying each other. Kudos to Colby Keller and Dale Cooper, love you guys!
I’ve tried to hate on Colby Keller but it’s impossible; he could gay marry Michael Lucas, and I’d still be a fan. I just hope he keeps getting regular work.
Anybody who thinks Dale Cooper’s tattoos are random prison tats is clearly an uneducated buffoon. Look them up, maybe you’ll learn something for once in your life.
These are definitely two of my favorite porn actors! Although, other scenes I’ve seen with Dale had him flip fucking (holy fuck!). He is hot as shit as a top AND a bottom. Also, the way he looks at the guy he’s blowing is both sexy and adorable as fuck! The cum on the cake is his tattoos suggest he may be a Pagan.
I don’t think they are random at all. Chalice, crucible, rose, sword, ankh, scales, staff. These are all magical/alchemical symbols.
I agree about Colby (and brainy, too!). As far as Dale’s tattoos: They may look out of place on his body (except the sword, scales, and ankh), but they are still art. I do believe they express his beliefs. But I could be wrong.
Precisely. And I just figured out the one on his other arm is most likely The Hand of Fatima.