Terrify Your Friends With These Creepy Dildos On Halloween.

You might look at dildos like The Creature and Venereal Vinnie, then wonder to yourself why anyone would want to own them. Although it’s awfully judgmental for you to chastise individuals who might be turned on by horrible monster cocks or the prospect of contracting a legitimately awful STI, we can probably agree that these toys are intended to be novelty products, gag gifts or something else along those lines.

But, hey, what about using them for Halloween?

Just imagine it! You’re at your favorite spooky Halloween party, and you slowly begin to unzip your fly in the middle of a casual group conversation. Everyone either pretends to be shocked or bends in for a closer look, and then… BLAM! You whip out this revolting dick and wave it in their faces. Laughter ensues, and you’re the most popular human being ever. Look at how many friends you have! I’m already jealous.

– Dewitt

Check out pictures of both terrifying dildos below:

THE CREATURE:

The Creature

 

VENEREAL VINNIE:

Venereal Vinnie

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