Hot! Terrifying! Confusing! Pretty Hot, Though!

A few Thursdays ago, I posted the couple of scenes of the Centurians of Rome that RetroMales had put up, and I got a shocking number of emails about it! I love when that happens! And the comments were actually informative and nostalgic over the quality of what was actually pretty much a real movie, but featuring hardcore gay sex! It was great!

And then I watched the finale of this film (RetroMales has the entire thing up now) and am completely confused and terrified and also pretty turned on. But mostly sad that in 2016, we get this boring mess, but in 1981, gay porn looked like a real movie:

I mean. Granted: that was weird as fuck. That was like the nightmare you have after watching a double feature of Rocky Horror Picture Show and Spartacus: Blood and Sand, back to back, while eating a bunch of gordita supremes, and falling asleep on the couch.

But shit! It was still amazing! Even these promo stills show off an era and style of smut production that nobody is achieving today: