[Insert stupid reference to Robin Hood: Men In Tights here] Good, now that we’ve covered that, let’s get to some spandex! Have you noticed a FANTASTIC new trend in menswear? Tights! Yeah, dudes wear tights now. They’re mostly reserved for the gym or for going for a run. But it’s nice to know dudes are finally comfortable with objectifying themselves and using skintight spandex to show off those asses and bulges. Bodybuilders especially like spandex pants. Hell, if I had my druthers, all the hot guys would have to go back to the trends of the Middle Ages and be running around in green Robin Hood tights and very small tunics 24-7. Anyway, check out dudes in tights below. (Hope you like spandex.)
– Michael Xavier
This dude is obviously turned on by the fact that his tights have feet.