Just last Wednesday, I was downright scandalized by Matthew Stevens‘ refusal to do the right thing and jizz on Rich Kelly‘s bushy beard. It was an insult to my dick for such perfectly thick, dark facial hair to exist in this world without a hot load of semen plastered somewhere about it. In an ideal world, we could go back in time to warn Matthew about his crimes against masturbatory decency, but alas, we do not live in an ideal world. (If we did live in a world with time travel, Colby Jansen‘s fuzzy rugby player hole would be wrapped around my dick right now.)
We can, however, take solace that Senior Airman Zach knows what to do with a hot bearded guy. After pumping a huge load out of Private Antonio, he pulls out like a true gentleman and spews a few globs of creamy jizz onto his cheek. Antonio looks up with a smile on his face. Gay porn historians have widely recognized that smiles of this nature translate to, “Thank you for jizzing all over my face. Now, I look amazing and sexy in ways that will make people want to jerk off.”
Fascinating stuff! I might go back to school for a degree in Gay Porn History.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: All-American Heroes
Allow Senior Airman Zach and Private Antonio to demonstrate proper facial etiquette below:
See the money shot(s) in motion at ALL-AMERICAN HEROES.
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Both of those guys are pretty damn hot.
I am not feeling the army guy but the air force dude is kinda HOT
Big beard=smelly, dirty, unwashed
yumm
I think I’m having a Zach attack!
Mmmmm that air force guy is deeeeeelicios. I want him in me bad!!! He is so fucking hot.