It’s no secret that superheroes have always been a little gay. The tights, the hulking muscles, the secret powers always threatening to come to light — it’s a veritable field day for queer academics. Give Batman an eager young sidekick and you’ve practically got a rom-com. Which […]
Wait, what? Yeah, BuzzFeed asked some hetero dudes which male celebrities were the hottest. Hetero dudes who don’t give a fuck and answer this question honestly are admirable to me. I have straight guy friends who actually state “I can’t tell if a guy is […]
He’s known for practical jokes, so this has got to be one. In an interview with Italy’s MAX magazine, George Clooney was talking about plastic surgery and claimed to have had his balls ironed. Ow? (via Queerty) “I’ve never fixed my eyes, but I spent […]
George Clooney‘s butthole is pulsating wildly. The 51 year-old actor is sitting in his Los Angeles mansion, and out of nowhere he hears a soft but urgent whisper—“Chaaaaaaanning! Oh, Channing!” He looks over to the left. He looks over to the right. Oops! There goes […]
ITEM – According to ONTD, probable gay Taylor Lautner (don’t gimme that, click this) and “really?” gay Peter Facinelli are rumored to have had downlow-dicked each other on the set of the Twilight movie series. Well, at least SOMETHING exciting was going on because those […]
It was a really good week for the “George Clooney Is So Gay!” community. They were basking in the glow of the Clooney taking the time during his Golden Globe acceptance speech to note how much he appreciates the length of Michael Fassbender’s cock. We […]
Do you ever see a certain pic of a guy and something about it makes your dick rear up? If you click on the “Continue Reading” (we call it a JUMP) link, there’s a photo of celebrity cocksman Michael Fassbender biting his finger over The […]
Hey, you raunchy sluts! I’m back! After a sojourn to Buffalo (long story), Manhunt Daily is once again grasping me tightly to her bosom. And by that I mean I am once again letting Dewitt fist me. KIDDING. Did anyone watch the Golden Globes? Besides […]
Ranker (via Queerty) has a post depicting sexy celebrity guys and their oh-so-precious pets. Let me tell you something about adorable canine companions. Not only are they the best friends you’ll ever have, but they can get you laid. True story – this is my […]
ITEM – Don’t hate George Clooney because he’s still beautiful at 50. Today is the former Facts of Life and Roseanne (what, those were important roles!) star’s birthday. Many of these celebrities are having their faces mutilated and rat poison injected into their mugs to […]
