One Of The Few Good Things To Come Out Of Last Night’s VMAS: Lockhart Brownlie

You might have seen this at last night’s VMAs. That’s Lockhart Brownlie. He’s Katy Perry‘s badonka donk-blessed backup dancer. Fiery hot, he kept my attention the entire time during Katy’s closing number. Bitch could have been covering a G.G. Allin song, and I wouldn’t have […]

Montana Volby: In Which We Question Why Ash Taylor’s Non-Porn Name Sounds Pornier Than His Porn Name

Meet Montana Volby, the freshest new face in the modeling industry! You might notice that he bears a strong resemblance to Randy Blue porn star Ash Taylor, which makes sense, since they’re clearly the same exact person. Unless Ash has an evil twin brother who […]