While this may look like your average dildo, it’s actually molded from the schlong of a rugged, 6’4″, blond hair, blue-eyed U.S. Marine. His girlfriend is auctioning it off on Etsy for $55.00, along with some random paintings of flowers and grass. We hate to admit we’re somewhat intrigued.
“It’s 6.5 inches long and 5.25 inches in girth… There is just the right amount of a slight upward curve that will feel amazing inside you, without detracting from the beauty of his penis. The head is bigger than the shaft so that you can actually feel everywhere it hits inside of you… Aesthetically, words and pictures can’t do justice, it’s the prettiest penis you will ever see.”
Like, did anyone else get a boner from reading that description? We need to track down this chick and hire her as the newest writer for Manhunt Daily! Then again, we’d much rather track down her boyfriend and ride him ’til he’s worn out. What? It’s not like we ever said we were size queens, and you know we have a weakness for girth.
– Dewitt
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Would love to see a photo of the guy … you know, to verify that it’s the, er, genuine article 😉
ummm…. ok?
When was 6.5 above average…I question her knowledge of penises
I can only imagine that conversation…”baby, I need some extra love while you’re overseas; and I need some extra cash to pay the bills….will you make a dildo mold for me? and let me sell your junk online?” “Sure, I’ve got plenty of junk to share with someone who wants it!…Wait did you say dildo mold?”….
What the heck is this does it come with the pic,can i choose 🙂
LOL! It is though, isn’t the average like 5.5 or 6?
Fail. The average penis size is 5.5 inches.
6.5 is, and so is the girth! You must be one of those who lie about their size…
LOL I wonder how her bf would feel about his dildo sliding N and out the ASSHOLE N the foxhole next 2 his
We definitely need side-by-side comparison pics 🙂
Um…is she selling her used dildo? Or making a cottage business by hand making dildo’s lovingly crafted from a mold of her husbands juicy man-meat?
Blonde hair and blue eyes, He must be attractive.
/sarcasm.
i’m not quite sure how i feel about the girlfriend’s opinion regarding what’s the most attractive, to the explicit exclusion of all other possibilities.
but, in the grand scheme, i probably don’t care too much either way.