Straight Guys Are SUPER GAY: MMA

Mixed martial arts isn’t gay. That’s what these guys want to stress. Don’t mistake the grinding, wrestling, pinning, and grunting for two guys boning. IT”S A SPORT!

This clip was supposed to be for chuckles, but I found myself oddly titillated by these two.

I do want to know why the one guy’s face is so red that his head is about to explode. Maybe he’s more into it than he thought he would be?

We really need to get an MMA guy into “The Locker Room.”

– J. Harvey

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6 thoughts on “Straight Guys Are SUPER GAY: MMA

  1. I was at  a party a month or so ago and two of the guys started doing this in front of me. They know I’m gay  but they went for it anyway. Just about everyone noticed how transfixed I was by it. It was probably the hottest thing I’d ever seen and I actually don’t find either of the guys attractive otherwise. When they finally stopped, my boner did the thinking for me and all I could say was: “Now THAT is worth the spank bank!” ROFL.

    Honestly though, its erotic as all get out. I’d be no good trying it, I’d end up with very sticky clothes. 😉

  2. OH, and since I just watched the video too, I’d love to be the one in the red shirt. That yellow shirted dude is hot. LMAO

  3. Living-room wrestling, fighting or MMA’ing is the best way for straights not to be gay.  They can be shirtless and engage in frottage, ass-grinding, chest-smothering and face-humping/sitting and it’s all a part of being a masculine, straight guy.  So they say.  If I had a dime for every time a “straight” guy had his package pressed to my face, I’d be who founded facebook.  Not that I minded when they did that, mind you.  Neither did they.

  4. Pity we didn’t get to see that last move. It sounds very straight. In all seriousness however, there should be a MMA dude in the locker room. There are some hotties in there!!!

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