Straight Guys Are Gay: Two Guys Eating Vegetables Suggestively

I have no clue. But that one guy is really enjoying his cucumber.

Actually it seems to be a PSA for vegetables. They’re definitely making me want to snap my carrot.

– J. Harvey

p.s. Last week someone was wailing about how this feature blah blah blah homophobia blah blah. It only exists because watching guys we assume are straight do homoerotic things can be hot. Really. That’s it. It’s not a political statement. This isn’t Joe My God.

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130 thoughts on “Straight Guys Are Gay: Two Guys Eating Vegetables Suggestively

  1. OK, Where did the vegetables come from? Did they pull them out of their asses? ‘Cause the guys are in the middle of nowhere, and both raised their hands with nothing in them. On another note, I’ll take either the cucumber OR carrot guy; they’re both HOT!
    Do the veggies represent dick sizes? Notice the carrot guy started eating from the thick bottom, not the slimmer top of the carrot. And who the hell bites down on a whole cucumber–skin and all? I know. I’m taking this too literal. I know it’s supposed to be more symbolic, but it is sort of weird. Gives a whole new meaning to “Let’s meet for lunch.” Ha, ha.

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