Straight Guys Are Gay: Two Dudes Grabbing Each Other’s Nuts

Their video is called “Brokeback Wrestling” and the title is pretty accurate. Because these two spend quite a bit of time snatching on each other’s balls. They ain’t Ennis or Jack or anything but there’s denim and an obvious attraction smoldering between them. They get INTO it. Did anyone else notice a thumb trying to pop some jean asscrack and settle in a butthole? I did. Hetero men expressing their tentative affection for each other by “wrasslin’ ” is hot.

– J. Harvey

Watch “Brokeback Wrestling” after the JUMP:

10 thoughts on “Straight Guys Are Gay: Two Dudes Grabbing Each Other’s Nuts

  1. Back when I was in junior high and high school (the stone ages – the early/mid seventies), the fad in the locker room was “grabbing a guy’s bags (the term then for balls; nuts; et. al.)”.  You’d run up to a naked guy (or when a naked guy ran or walked past you) and grabbed at his “bags.”  If the grabbee didn’t stop the grabber fast enough, he was a “homo” (later re-termed a “mo”).  Of course, the grabber, who was trying to feel up the grabbee, wasn’t.  Well, what do you expect.  It was the era of bell-bottoms, flashy shirts and lotsa-lotsa polyester and wire-rimmed glasses if one wanted to be cool.  It’s not like anything back then made sense.  People were putting plywood panelling on walls and shag carpeting on floors.

  2.  Confused- lots of college dudes wear shoes inside, and if the wrestling
    happens to erupt, do you really think they are going to stop so they can
    take their shoes off? But, really- that big guy screeches like a drag
    queen whose makeup has just been smeared by her competition- never heard
    such falsetto notes from such a big beefy dude. too bad they didn’t
    just do it in undies…

  3.  not to mention driving Gremlins…and Pintos (oops, I had a Pinto- the one that had the possibly exploding gas tank).

  4.  I was born in ’70. I know I’m in a very very small minority on this one but I miss bell bottoms. I had some & really liked them.

    Both of those guys have pretty nice asses!

  5. I remember when i was younger doing stuff like that with a friend we both were to small to know that we liked each other and were gay, but these guys know better.  Needless to say we both turned out gay. I think it’s really closeted gay guys do those stuff.

  6. My first car was a Gremlin.  My dad bought it for me so I could get to my local college.  It was used and cost him $175.  I had that car for three years until it finally gave out and he bought me a Volare.  Memories, memories.

  7. :-).

    bless their souls.

    but a small part of me can’t help but think, “if i was really pissed off enough by having my balls’ sack/heterosexuality violated like that, i would have likely fired off a heavy kick to that fucker’s head, or had clawed at his ear with the intent to maim.

    “for reals.”

    that’s my instinct, as a 94.31% homosexual.

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