Straight Guys Are Gay: Butt Shave

This one is short, but sweet. Two buddies are rudely interrupted while one is shaving the other one’s buttocks.The ginger muscle bear is bent over, butt up while his pal attends to his ass.

Two straight guys once told me they had shaved each other’s asses before for aesthetic reasons. Firstly, that’s a horrible idea. Why would you mess with your natural fuzzy beauty. Secondly, fuck that’s hot. They were both college football jocks and you can imagine the extrapolating that took place in my perverted mind. “Since you’re back there dude and I’m already all slippery…”

32 thoughts on “Straight Guys Are Gay: Butt Shave

  1. About the mos ignorant comment I have read. No wonder you are anonymous and need to stay that way.

  2. Makes more sense than “anonymous”. Look, lets end this. You are an ass hole, likes them smooth, I like them hairy and I am not into bath mats. Get over your two bit, cheap self and lets move on.

  3. I love everything hairy, but when it comes to asses, they should be at least slightly trimmed. don’t hate bitches.

  4. What does “mos” mean?? Is it shorthand for “most” or are you unable to proofread your comments?

  5. Personally, I’ve fucked smooth butts AND bathmats. Each has their own delights. The only issue was my Mom busting in on me fucking our bathmat when I was 15. “I got that on sale at Bed, Bath & Beyond, you ass!”

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