Straight Guys Are Gay: Bromantic Workout

Normally, the shorter one feels “confident in homosexual situations.” Does that mean he feels secure hanging out with gay guys and confident that he will not be letting anyone put anything in his butt? Or does he mean he feels confident because he thinks he can totally palm some guy’s balls in the sauna of that gym, and then it’s on? Here’s two good ole’ boys engaging in a sort of unique workout. The tall one uses the shorter one as added weight as he does one of his routines. The tentativeness with which they approach this is sort of endearing. They’re a little nervous that might be mistaken as gay. I don’t know about you, but I’m ALWAYS letting a dude rub his cock up on my back while I’m working out. Why, it’s as synonymous with homosexuality as Lady Gaga and brunch!

– J. Harvey

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5 thoughts on “Straight Guys Are Gay: Bromantic Workout

  1. The little one is adorable and probably is confident enough around gay guys to feel comfortable. I’d like to feel him…in a very homosexual situation.

  2. Homosexual situations? How old fashioned! These guys are so gay, but in a rural, obsolete sort of way. At any rate, American men are starved for public, socially motivated physical contact, and it’s good when they at least use sports to compensate for that.

    In the future, when the novelty of the Gay Movement’s success wears off, I hope guys quit being paranoid about physical closeness and locker room nudity.

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