Stop Treating Kellan Lutz Like A Piece Of Meat!

You know that guy who’s always posing half-naked for photo shoots? Apparently, he was in this movie called Twilight. We’re having trouble remembering of his name, because all we can think about are his chiseled abs and bulging biceps appearing on the covers of several magazines.

What’s that you say? His name is Kellan Lutz or something? We’re sorry, but can you repeat that? We got so distracted by the gigantic bulge on our computer screen that we couldn’t bother to listen. Mmm, we can’t stop fantasizing about unwrapping that package and deepthroating his huge dick.

So yeah, whoever this dude is, he was recently quoted saying: “By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career.” Let’s just hope he continues being a piece of meat for a good remainder of his career, eh?

– Dewitt

For a gratuitous shot of Kellan’s bulge, follow the JUMP:

26 thoughts on “Stop Treating Kellan Lutz Like A Piece Of Meat!

  1. He’s definitely very fit, but I would love to see him build up those skinny legs too. HIs biceps are nearly as big as his thighs. Common!!

    Perhaps squatting over a huge cock (with weights, of course) several times a week. Just a suggestion.

  2. He is hot form waist up, I agree with Sparky, yet another guy who obviously cares about what peaks out of his pants but put no effort to equally develop his legs.

  3. I agree with Sparky and FitGuy… he has a great upper body but looks like he ignored his legs. Being an assman, I love LOVE LOOOOVE nice muscular legs and ass … along with the rest of course.

    Kellan should realize that being a piece of meat for as long as he can with just a modicum of talent will go far in Hollywood. Much farther than talent alone.

  4. He looks SO much better blonde…

    And, by that quote, I think he means that he’s perfectly happy to be a piece of meat until a serious acting role comes along – it pays the bills, right? 🙂

  5. I likey! Who cares about the legs??! He’s hot! I’d let those legs in between mine any day! Not that that will happen….. *sigh*

  6. Those legs aren’t that bad! Certainly doesn’t stop me from wanting him in my bed for a week, or two, maybe three if he’s really good.

  7. Oh come on guys skinny legs with just a inch of his legs showing ( below knee cap ). Agree with ToddM who cares !!

  8. It doesn’t matter who the guy is or what he looks like. There will always be some bitter nasty queens to cut him down. Meow

  9. He’s 6’1″. He’s tall. His legs are actually quite proportionate to his height and he has a very elegant build. He looks less like a gym-whore and more like a gymnast. That means he’s doing it right.

  10. i still am curious as to what the toxic looking orange pallor in these pics is about? That’s pretty disgusting looking…
    Does he have scurvy or some other skin affliction. I mean don’t get me wrong he’s attracted but something is definitely askew with the orange factor of his skin.

  11. He gives me the vapors, yes indeed. Seriously, I pant like a dog whenever I see him, it’s embarrassing…but it’s not just his looks for me, he actually seems like 8 types of cool…the fact that he’s my Adonis is just a perk.

  12. I guess I must be the only guy on around here who thinks he is not very attractive….

    I’m only remotely interested, because he has a nice body… but once I look at his face, it’s gone. But that’s just me. Good thing we don’t all like the same thing. : )

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