To any straight people reading this blog (I know you came here by mistake thinking we were some sort of crime update), that headline isn’t what you think. Straight America isn’t dead and gone. We’re probably going to be a hetero-oriented country for some time to come. You can breathe easy knowing that the struggle for gay rights will continue. However, fake conservative Stephen Colbert took the historic coming out of the NBA’s Jason Collins as a sign that Straight America is DWINDLING. The legalization of same-sex marriage is sweeping the planet, DOMA looks to be overturned, and there’s homos in the locker room. It’s all too much for some people!
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God that was hilarious!
Colbert is beyond awesome
Satarism at it’s finest!