Steal This Man’s Anal Virginity… For Charity!

Say hello to Jake Olson. He’s a straight man from Tekamah, Nebraska, and he’s auctioning off his anal virginity on eBay. No, your eyes aren’t deceiving you! In order to raise money for breast cancer research, Olson is willing to let another man do him up the ass.

Still don’t believe us? Check out the full link here. Though bidding starts at the lofty price of $5000, you can skip past the competition if you happen to have an extra million dollars sitting around. This is the perfect opportunity for anyone who’s ever wanted to support a good cause, all whilst bending a straight dude over a giant boulder and making him scream “Go to town, hombre!”

UPDATE: Shortly after posting this, the listing was removed from eBay. We’ve captured a screenshot, just so you know this actually happened.

– Dewitt

To check out the full bidding information, follow the JUMP:

“Hello…My name is Jake Olson (Pictured). I’m a heterosexual male from Tekamah, Nebraska, and I’m prepared to take one in the ass for breast cancer research… LITERALLY! The winning bidder can take my anal virginity. Please message me for length and girth restrictions. And there is a 20 stroke maximum, unless of course I end up liking it, in which case I’ll scream… ‘GO TO TOWN HOMBRE!’

“The winning bidder is responsible for all travel expenses to and from Tekamah, Nebraska where I live, as well as any medical expenses that may be required to return me to a proper state of mental and physical health after the purchased violation. The winner must be disease free (certification from a qualified MD will be required) and wear ample protection. Lube will be also be required. And absolutely NO MISSIONARY! The violation must happen from behind, preferably bent over something stable like a counter top… Or a giant boulder.”


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36 thoughts on “Steal This Man’s Anal Virginity… For Charity!”

  4. Okay, I’m gonna skip the judgement on looks and the price tag and just say this guy is awesome to be willing to do something like this for a great cause. Most people I know won’t even buy the damn rubber bracelets or the little ribbons.

  5. Looks like a prank to me. There are other ways that will raise $5k that don’t involve being “violated”..his words..allegedly. lol

  6. I think this guy is a total scumbag, hiding behind a great cause to get attention for himself. I think he’s belittleing the gay community with his ” Go to Town Hombre” comment and I wouldn’t give him 10 cents! I’ve lost relatives and friends to breast cancer and I think he’s degrading their sacrifices and all the dedicated volounteers who have raised money to end this horrible disease. Bravo to ebay for pulling this loathsome ad . My only wish is for this guy to never get another hint of publicity ever again and spare the world of his obnoxious behavior.

  7. If this was honestly done in good faith I applaud him for his spirit but chastise him for his methods. I cannot see any charity who would have taken this money if this actually happened.

    However, this is most likely nothing more than a gimmick, and one in poor taste too. Thankfully eBay has watchdogs against something like this.

  8. First I think this is a bit homophobic. He seems to think that getting fucked is something he might lower himself to. I would not think the same would be thought of a gay guy who was going to fuck a girl for charity, people would think it was a great thing that the gay guy was going straight. There are a lot of angles of this idea that are uncomfortable. I saw in one of the above comments that ebay has pulled the ad, and I don’t doubt if that’s true, it’s because it is an offensive offer, and should not pass the standards that I would imagine they have for their ads. I also agree with the guy above for that kind of cash he’d have to be a hotter guy .. lol

  10. pros*ti*tu*tion [pros-ti-too-shuhn] (-noun): the act or practice of providing sexual services to another person in return for payment. (…even if it was charity.) Last I checked, illegal in 49 states… and in a state like Nebraska, no less?! (There was a reason Kevin Bacon had to cross the border just to dance in Footloose, folks.) Really, is anyone surprised eBay shut that shit down? C’mon guys, don’t be so naive!

  11. Oh get over it, Adam. Why do you queens have to be offended at everything. Some straight douche being an idiot.

  15. Lighten up…whatever the guy’s motives, he got you talking about breast cancer and raised awareness….that’s a successful campaign.

  16. “”violation”? what a douche. He likes a dick up his ass already or he would have found another way to “take one for the team” in regards of trying to raise money for whatever.

  18. I don’t really see much of a difference between him and a hooker. Sure its for a great cause but… something isn’t right here.

  20. Actually he’s taking attention away from the cause. Nobody is trying to help out breast cancer, they’re just trying to break in a “virgin”

  21. OK, let’s face it, no STRAIGHT guy is going to take it up the ass–especially if he’s never dont it before! You remember trying to top a guy for his first ride?” Oh, that hurts”. I can’t take it. Get that thing out! You’re hurting me.” He has to be using a dildo or vegetables (cucumber, carrots, etc.) to try out anal. I realize the worthy cause, but I agree with others that this is a demeaning way to call attention to yourself and not the cause. A virgin? REALLY?? Really, a VIRGIN?? Come on now….

  23. The description tells me he is either really serious about raising money for breast cancer, or he’s a douche. But how many people would really go this far out to get money for charity?

    And the “Go to town” thing is obviously a joke. Nothing wrong with trying a little humor.

  25. Just FYI, I’m from NE and know that this man has severe drug abuse problems. He also beats women and children. This was probably a ploy to get more money for drugs in my opinion.

  27. Only a total DOUCHE would disgrace such a worthy cause & you would have 2 be even BIGGER DOUCHE 4 participating N such auction ……………………

  28. Thanks for the definition. Im sure we all aren’t smart enough to know what pros*ti*tu*tion is….

  31. Odds are that this was done by someone as a joke on him because really it seems that even a drunk str8 guy would know that none of us (in our right mind) would pay 5,000 plus travel and medical expenses for 20 strokes in a virgin hole. Now maybe if that were Brad Pitts “virgin” hole but not just an average Joe’s hole.

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