So, Um, David Beckham Has A New Underwear Line?

Perhaps my gossip-savvy co-blogger was aware of this development, but I had no fucking clue that David Beckham was designing an underwear line for H&M. I kept seeing this particular promo shot plastered onto every gay blog in the history of mankind. This left me wandering why everyone was talking about Beckham’s bulge so damn much…

Not that we need an occasion to talk about his bulge. We can always talk about his bulge.

I mean, come on now! Cristiano Ronaldo can eat his fucking heart out with a wooden spoon. With these five images alone—not to mention his ever-growing portfolio of previous modeling work—Beckham proves that he’s soccer’s reigning King of The Package. His balls don’t have any competition. None whatsoever.

– Dewitt

Click through to see more pics from this campaign:

Images above via Unicorn Booty & The Fashionisto. The following are a few “Greatest Hits”.

18 thoughts on “So, Um, David Beckham Has A New Underwear Line?

  1. I think he’s showing his age, if not his package, in these new pics.  Pretty underwhelmed.

  2. Seriously.  It’s called photoshop, and also a cup enhancer.  Take it from a photographer who’s worked with fashion models, you use it all the time.  But of course, this is a shallow blog used to fantasize about the unattainable male image, so I’ll humor this by saying “OMG, he must be packing….”  Next!

  3. His face looks terrible in these new pictures… He’s such an attractive man — how could they do that!?

  4. Grrr…the bulge is good but the ass is fuckin amazin

    reckon he’s good for a great rimming and loves a good fuckin poundin

  5. Showing his age???  You should be so lucky to look like that at his age.  Get over your ageist self.  Good god.

  6. I so want him. Please…the man is like a fine wine. Much better with age. And that bulge is real. And if not who cares? A man can believe can’t he?

  7. David Beckham is one hot fine man with a nice thick uncut cock. I would do him in a hot minute and I imagine he’s good sexually in bed, a freak.

  8. Is anyone else disappointed the underwear he designed looks boring?  It’s just dull, regular trunks and tees. 

  9. The package has to be real. Do you think Victoria would settle for “average?” Really…..think about that one…..high fashion, towering shoes, short-dicked husband? Um, no…..case made and closed!

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