“Sex Is Messy Business, You Know? Lube Just Gets Everywhere.”

There are so many great quotes in this behind-the-scenes clip from Alpha Males. We’re not sure why we referenced Dirk Caber for this entry’s title when there were such gems as Dean Monroe‘s “even bottoms eat” and Justin King‘s “power nap for the power bottom”—the latter of which should be adopted as a worldwide philosophy for gay sex—but the main takeaway here is that everyone is so fucking charming. (This appears to be a common theme for Alpha Males.)

We can state, with the utmost sincerity, that there isn’t a single one of these scenes we don’t want to see. The atmosphere on Alpha Males‘ set has been consistently playful, and generally speaking, this tends to lead to gay porn clips full of chemistry, passion and pleasant surprises… Oh, and it helps that they hire atrociously attractive men who love what they’re doing. There’s that too.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Alpha Males

Behold the perfection of this behind-the-scenes clip below:

Dean Monroe and Lucio Saints: