Secret Sex: These Fucking Vampire Twinks

A trailer has been making the rounds for a movie called Vampire Boys. It’s essentially an attempt to capitalize on the success of Twilight and True Blood in the gayest way possible. More accurately? It’s Twinklight without any of the hardcore butt fucking action.

After seeing this clip on the millionth blog, I eventually caved in and watched it. At the very least, this would make for a good laugh, right? Or so I thought, until I got to the part above! My eyes immediately went to the ripped dude on the left. Yeah, the one with the shaved head.

Then I took a moment to pause the video and take a closer look (which may or may not be code for masturbation). As it turns out, every single one of these guys is hot as fuck. Sure, they may have overdone it with the manscape, but I’d let these vampire boys suck whatever they want…

– Dewitt

To watch the trailer for this movie, follow the JUMP

14 thoughts on “Secret Sex: These Fucking Vampire Twinks

  1. okay…. as much as i usually love the stuff ariztical puts out there… this looks like a steaming pile. lol. its like david decoteau directing a very special episode of the lair. lol.

  2. lol, that one in the white shirt when Jasin introduces himself is Brad Benton, never seen any of the others, dunno if they’re porn stars too

  3. There are real actors out there that need the work. Give someone with talent a job, and get a better movie then this.

  4. Okay…this looks REALLY bad (and not in the good way)…then again, 90% of movies made today are lucky if they can generate a few DVD rentals…and if this movie is wanting to be a part of the whole Vampire “lore”, why is everything happening during the bright daylight? I say “stake ’em now” and end this before it begins!

  5. So many adverse comments from so many amateurs in the business. An Aussie view is ‘Give em a go guys’, it is only meant to entertainn not win any awards, gees????

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