This is, quite possibly, my favorite edition of Secret Sex ever. The Swan of Finland is a 42 year-old gentleman in Las Vegas who wears many hats—competitive bodybuilder, model, (straight) porn star, stripper and “rock star”. He’s actually very easy on the eyes! You know, if you’re into mature guys with muscular builds, giant smiles and thick uncut cocks.
In fact, as you scroll through his pics, some of you might feel a tingly sensation in your man parts. This is unavoidable. It happens to the best of us… Unfortunately, this momentary pleasure will cease to exist when you watch the video for his original song “Do Me Tonight”. It will blow your mind. In the worst way possible.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: D. Fleming
To check out more pics and watch “Do Me Tonight”, follow the JUMP:
You’re not ready for this. Really.
Nearly as good as Zeb Atlas’s version of Love Hangover.
Hey Dewitt, Yep- you nailed it. Beautiful cock and beautiful smile. But the video is just plain wrong.
Wow, that video was something else! I can’t believe someone told this guy, “Yeah, it’s awesome! Put that shit on YouTube!”
TASTY!
You need to check out Anton Hysen, he’s a gay footballer in Sweden. Super hott and would be great for a Secret Sex or something!
Family Guy should spoof that video
Like a lot of models, the guy is hot in pictures (the camera does love him), but when you see him in the video (and obviously that horrible music, and his even worse attempt at singing not withstanding) … not so much.
Wow, so awful. Hope the women got paid. And then the whipped cream trick at 1:49 — NO NO NO.
My ears are bleeding haha, it looks like he’s reading off cue cards, very hard to memorise those lyrics, so let me lick it, let me suck it, Challenging.
awful video..ruins the whole thing
No, its worse
This guy is only hot from the lower neck down
He should have kept the helmet on and his mouth shut….
I couldn’t make it through the video. I’ve made it through Twilight, The Human Centipede, Shock Treatment, and just about every black-and-white creature feature out there, but I can’t make myself sit through that.
Ok god; and his dancing…. I need something to make the pain stop.
Wow. Someone needs a web-redemption
Wow. Someone needs a web-redemption.
If anything, that song made me want to fuck him more. His name is The Swan of Finland. That’s all I need to hear to bend over.
Kinda reminds me of the um, “less attractive” Dillon brother, Kevin.
Pretty hot. 6.5/10. He looks a little like Mitch Colby in that last pic.
I like how it looks like he’s reading a teleprompter throughout the whole video.
Remarkable that anyone decided to invest any money in this…
I’m making my comment brfore I see the vid..
I Love the look of this all-man man. If he has a gay brother, I’m in!
Yhat is truly the shittiest muxic clip I have ever seen.
His grooming is criminally offensive.
The explosion of white fluid from his underpants is ludicrous.
Despite being repeated so much I still cannot understand the lyrics
The porn girls use of props is maybe a tad trite..
WELL DONE finding this hilarious trash!
I couldn’t bring myself to watch the vid..but damn this daddy is hot!!
Ok, his sex appeal just went into the negatives after I watched that video… eww!
He has a very cheesy smile.
There something good 2 not being able 2 understand a word he said I won’t hear it repeatedly playing over & over again in my head ……………………
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST… AND I THOUGHT REICHEN FROM THE A LIST NY IN THE FIRST SEASON COULDN’T FUCKING SING, MAN THIS IS WORSE
Ok… So we’ve established that he can’t sing nor does he have rhythm. lol But damn is he hot!
WOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now that is a man (and a cock) I would have a great time with!! grrrrr
Damn, the second pic after the jump is stunning!
Licky, sucky, booby, let’s do this tonight!
so he makes str8 porn? anyone have any suggestions on where to find some of it? wouldn’t mind seeing him in action lol
I don’t think it’s been released yet. There are a few stills floating around.
come on, guys.
why are you giving this guy Shit for what obviously is a comedy presentation??
the swan, of course, knows this song is not a “traditional” listen.
he’d just wanted some fun, was all.
(i wish i could have some “fun” of my own widd’m.)
video is hilarious. what a cool guy
“VICTORY!!!!!!!” – Tarvold
I think I need to watch the Rebecca Black videos again and see if my opinion of her changes…
THAT VIDEO. I love him more.
this just baddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hyvin sä vedät Juha, ihan syötävä! En mä muistanut että olit noin hyvin varustettu…no, nyt muistan… 😉
On poika alas vajonnut. Onkohan aineissa? Ei ihme, ettei kehtaa enää omaa nimeään käyttää. No, USAssa on oppinut poju USAn tavoille.
doubt it will….could you imagine if they did a duet? *shudders*
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! WHAT is this video?!?! HAHAHA