When it comes to physical appearance, there's absolutely nothing wrong with Pooch Hall. In fact, he's actually super hot. If he had a profile on Manhunt, I would bombard him with messages until he put his dick in my mouth. So how did he earn a spot in our Secret Sex series next to Jeremy Piven and Zach Galifianakis?
No, he didn't make any negative, hurtful comments towards the gay community. It has nothing to do with the fact that his claim to fame is playing a fictional football player on The Game, alongside former Sister, Sister star Tia Mowry. This all comes down to one factor–his name is fucking Pooch.
Could you imagine telling your friends, "I had the most mind-blowing sex last night. You wouldn't even believe it!" And if they happen to ask for the name of your mysterious mega-stud, you have no other choice but to reply "Pooch". Then rumors get started that you had sex with your neighbor's poodle, and it's all downhill from there…
All jokes aside, Pooch was looking insanely hot on a recent episode of Accidentally On Purpose. We don't actually watch the show, but apparently the scene involved him and Nicolas Wright trying to have a threesome with a baby nurse. Um, could the two of them please just hop in bed with me instead?
– Dewitt
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Here's a bonus shot of Pooch on The Game:
he is so hot, I can bypass his name
Are you kidding me?? Poochy pooch! Say it however you want…By Jupiter’s cock, there shall be much fucking! So says Zeus!
I love him on The Game! He is so hot!
Dewitt your mouth would be 2 full of DICK 2 ever get around 2 asking him 4 his name !!!
pooch is totally hot hot hot. too bad there was no peen shot
i’m sure you’d get over it, deWitt.
heck.
i’m even sure he’s called “Pooch” for a reason.
Gives new meaning to “screwing the pooch,” right?
i saw that episode, and was shocked shitless at how sexy his body is… pity they keep him covered up.
and pity that other guy, who is so ugly, messed up the scene! lol