Secret Sex: Matt Zarley (And Everyone In This Video)

When our blog-bros at DNotes designated this as “the gayest music video that ever happened to the internet”, we had trouble believing their claim. There are so many absurdly gay music videos out there, from Jonny McGovern‘s ode to The Golden Girls to that cover of “Love Hangover” by Zeb Atlas. How could this possibly be the gayest? Especially when you take into account every video ever made by Ryan James Yezak

Well, that’s what we thought until we watched it. As it turns out, Matt Zarley‘s music video for “WTF” is so super gay that we can hardly contain ourselves. The weirdest thing? It’s also extremely hot. We’ve watched it at least seven times already (more than half of those times on mute), and we still can’t get enough of that underwear-clad pillow fight.

Not to mention, Mr. Zarley ain’t too shabby himself! His ears are, like, perfect blowjob handles… According to Radar Online, he wrote the song about a brief fling with a famous Hollywood actor: “It was all very romantic and intense – very fast – and he one day just stopped communication. All I could ask myself during this was ‘what the fuck?'” What the fuck, indeed! Our newest guilty pleasure.

– Dewitt

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24 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Matt Zarley (And Everyone In This Video)

  1. That was gayer than Clay Aiken blowing Reichen Lehmkuhl while he’s getting fist fucked by Elton John.

  2. hello i love this music it’s the best you are the best i love you i like to met you and if you tell me wher are youu from im in germany bay

  3. This is the most horribly craptastic song in the history of craptastic songs..other than maybe the ThongSong…but the second guy, in the white sunglasses was hot… 

  4.  Yeah this song was garbage plus how does it compare on the gay-meter with Cazwell’s Ice Cream truck

  5.  that was sweet…. the guy in the orange tank top was just so sexy and adorable and sweet at the same time, I am in lust!

  6. I love cheesy ass dance music, hell I love the genre of eurobeat (look it up) but that was the single gayest baddest thing I’ve ever heard.

  7. HAHAHA!  The song reminded me of something Andy Samberg would sing on SNL, a la “Dick in a Box.”

    The video, tho?  Sweet Liza Barbra Cher!  Yeah, that pillow fight scene made me a “master manipulator” myself…of certain, um, man parts.   

  8. Yeah, didn’t really read the message, but lookin at the pics, I though it was gonna be like a youtube parody or something…ummm, I guess all I can really say is…WTF?

  9.  Why does gayer always mean the most fucking awful trite shit on this site? This is the worst piece of trash imaginable and even the FEW sort of cute guys couldn’t even begin to save this crap… 

  10. WTF? Those guys are hot, all of them. And Matt is not a bad singer. The video is ultra gay and super cheesy, but I enjoyed it. If only we still had the countdown every weekend, this would be a contender for song of the summer.

  11. This made me roar, the music is hot, so is the singer, the guys in video but the CUMuppance made it even better. Its time we saw hotties who are older! Yee Hawwww~ And by the way WOOF! And thats a good thing.

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