Jason Keller is the most adorable cub who ever lived. Not to mention, he’s making bank as the current four-day champion on Jeopardy, and he could make it rain thousands of dollars on your naked body. You might be thinking to yourself, “But, but I’m not a gold digger! I’d want to get to know his true soul and blah, blah, blah.”
Well, that’s cool and all… But have you ever buried your penis in a pile of one-hundred dollar bills? I haven’t either! Though, if we’re being perfectly honest with one another, I imagine it’d be fucking exquisite. Decadent. Luxurious. Put that shit on my fucket list.
The thing about Jason is that I actually don’t care about the money. He’s so jolly and lovable that some might view it as creepy, and it’s almost weird to think about doing anything beyond cuddling with him. But, oh, I’ve thought about it! My guess is that he’d make mischievous, coy “come and get it daddy” expressions in bed. Either that, or he’d drop that happy-go-lucky demeanor and transform into a rabid sex demon with fire in his eyes. Ugh, clearly, I’ve thought about this too much. Is he even gay?
– Dewitt
Click through to watch a short video of Jason in action (but not that kind of action, perv):
FUN FACT: Jason lives not-too-far from where I grew up. He is either straight or strictly chaste, because I’ve never stuck my tongue in his butt.
Wow, finding gay fantasy guys on “Jeopardy” strikes me as rather desperate and pathetic. Sorry! Merry Christmas anyway.
Thanks.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO.
*ahem*
look at how demure jason is, towards the end there.
:-).
i can see why one would want to stick one’s tongue up his arse, brother D.
*ahem*
look at how demure jason is, towards the end there.
:-).
i can see why one would want to stick one’s tongue up his arse, brother D.
Maybe he happens to like men with a lot of knowledge.
Maybe he happens to like men with a lot of knowledge.
Thank you! At least SOMEONE understands the appeal. He has this devilish sort of innocence (if that makes any sense at all).
Thank you! At least SOMEONE understands the appeal. He has this devilish sort of innocence (if that makes any sense at all).
he definitely has a certain cuteness. I also thought he would be a cute bear.
he definitely has a certain cuteness. I also thought he would be a cute bear.
OMG. I was watching jeopardy yesterday and thinking he’d make a great secret sex. Lol
And I’m with you. He’s adorable.
OMG. I was watching jeopardy yesterday and thinking he’d make a great secret sex. Lol
And I’m with you. He’s adorable.
I watch Jeopardy regularly and my gaydar was buzzing about Jason last night. He is cute but just a bit too theatrical for my taste!
I watch Jeopardy regularly and my gaydar was buzzing about Jason last night. He is cute but just a bit too theatrical for my taste!
He’s a great guy
wow..are you fucking kidding me? Hell fucking NO! WTF..
You know him? Please tell me more!