Secret Sex: Jared

Okay, here’s the thing! Although this may sound very shallow, I’d breeze past Jared‘s profile if he were using this pic on Manhunt. I’m not even sure I’d notice him while passing one another on the sidewalk. And I mean that quite literally, because it’d be hard to not notice someone who’s 6’3″ and 260 pounds.

In either situation, it’d be my loss for ignoring this guy. The bit of chest hair poking out isn’t enough to hint at Jared’s comprehensive “woof” factor. Once the clothes come off, you get a clear view of his broad shoulders and barrel chest. Along with copious amounts of fur and a deliciously beefy ass.

Look, I’m well aware that he may not be everyone’s cup of tea! The whole reason he’s even featured in our Secret Sex column is because I didn’t even think he was my cup of tea. However, I’ve totally made the mistake of rejecting a guy like Jared, only to realize how much I’m missing out when I catch him jerking off on cam. Sad story, bro.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: The Guy Site

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37 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Jared

  1. With all due respect to Jared, there are something that should go unnoticed, except by those that want to notice them.

  2. Most of you’ve who posted so far will probably look a whole lot worse than him when you get older. I bet he has no problem whatso ever getting as much sex as he wants…More power to him for being badass enough to appear on The Guy Site and puttin it all out there for everyone to see.

  3. I just puked up my life. Either that’s a shit flavored tic tac between his legs or my LASIK didn’t work. Who is next Dimwitt? Joda?

  4. This is someone who defends Born This Way as an original song that makes him feel good about himself. Fuuuuck!! Shoot me now!

  5. People really just need to get lives instead of BULLYING others. You are no better than anyone. COEXIST with the rest of HUMANITY! Does our community not face enough hate, that you feel you must take down others? What about NOH8?

  6. He is here, fat belly, small dick, fur vest and all asking to be judged. No h8 here, just realness. If you don’t want me to comment, close the comment section. I promise you, had I passed him on the street, I wouldn’t have said shit to him, ever!

  7. eeeeeewwwwwww cover it up well i know how to get rid of a wood really fast if needed to not jacking off just look @ that

  8. You wouldn’t say anything on the street? But, it okay to say it where you have the cover of anonymity? It is fine that you do not care for a person’s physical being, but to be putting shame to someone that you do not even know a thing about seems shameful. I hope someday, once you mature and understand the value of human life you can see there is more to your human brothers or sisters then their body. Karma be true.

  9. You are missing the point, I didn’t take my clothes off trying to turn people on. He knew he would be judged. I am 42, so no need to mature and I’m not putting shame on him, I an giving my opinion in a section for comments. My opinion is that he is possibly a nice person, but disgusting to look at naked. This is a sex site, dumbass, he has a small horrible looking cock and is in no way something I am even remotely into. Now stop commenting and go fuck your fleshlight.

  10. I guess wisdom does not come with age. One might think that if you would not have “followed the jump” if you would be so disgusted by someone so “vile.” After reading your anger towards me, I pray that you get the psychological help that you may need…or a good friend. I also hope that when your day comes, someone will take grace on you and show you kindness. Peace to all.

  11. Good for him for being confident enough to let his pics be posted here. This is not always an entirely supportive crowd. I hope he gets some good action from his efforts!

  12. I don’t look at porn to see fat hemorrhoid-addled old men. I like to see the unattainable… isn’t that what makes it a fantasy? The only thing unattainable about this is the fact that I DON’T THINK I COULD EVER LET MYSELF GET THAT FAT WITHOUT COMMITTING SUICIDE.

  13. No anger towards you, you are fat, that’s true, look at the other comments, I am sure you’re a kind person, as I said before, but taking your clothes off to be judged, you have to know you are not very fit and will get negative comments, don’t only accept the positive comments and blame the negative ones on someone else.

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