Secret Sex: Jack McBrayer

Who’s on your Secret Sex list? I’ve spent so many weeks focusing on my shameful crushes and semi-guilty pleasures. Now, it’s time for you to speak out about the guys who aren’t “typically” attractive, yet somehow manage to sneak into your innermost fantasies.

Take this one, for example! A friend recently e-mailed me a clip from 30 Rock, which prominently featured the ever-so-lovable Jack McBrayer. He referred to the actor as the optimistic nerd of his dreams. When I asked for further clarification, he confirmed my suspicion–he’d totally bone Kenneth the Page.

As adorable as he is, I would never imagine McBrayer as a sex object. He’s one of those people who’s best viewed as completely asexual, out of fear for ruining my perception of his character. But, hey, whatever floats your boat! I’m not going to be judgmental on these matters…

– Dewitt

To see the sexiest picture of Jack McBrayer ever, follow the JUMP:

Just kidding. Really.

9 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Jack McBrayer

  1. So much for us speaking out about guys who aren’t typically attractive.

    Of course now with all this pressure I can’t think of any that I’m wanting to bone…but I know there are some. I’ll have to get back with you.

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