It’s official! Cazwell can no longer be considered a rapper. Then again, his rhymes are so weak that I’m not sure you could have ever considered him a rapper. But that’s not the point here. After watching his latest music video for “Ice Cream Truck”, I’ve come to one conclusion–Cazwell was made to create softcore porn soundtracks.
This is the shittiest piece of shit song that’s ever shitted in my ears. Yet despite how terrible it is, I can’t stop watching the video. Cazwell and his brigade of go-go boys are looking atrociously sexy, and it’s much easier to enjoy this when you set the YouTube player to mute. You can even play some real hip-hop over it!
All shit talk aside, I won’t pretend that I’d turn down a chance to cum on Cazwell’s face. Who knows? Maybe my creative juices would provide him some inspiration for a legitimately good track! Oh wait, he’s already written a song about that…
– Dewitt
To watch the music video for “Ice Cream Truck”, follow the JUMP:
I took your advice and watched this on mute. Damn, those guys ARE hot!
Thank F*(k he has hot friends. I should of kept the sound off 🙁
did the same, and thought the the back up boys were urban, summer hot! that cazwell guy, not so much….
They are hot! Minus the one doing the “rapping”
nice…who says boxers arent hot?!?
like the wife beater scene too….
wow. making vanilla ice look talented in comparison is an amazing feat. the guys are eh. too gay trash for my taste and not even in the hot way.
I think we need more exploitation of hot 1/2 men! Awesome video!
Cazwell is disgusting. He looks like he has facial wasting from the bug or something.
psh, you just told us to mute it because it has sort-of-hidden bareback sex references. 😛
sure the music had the production value of probably half the twinks in this video with that much time spent for how ADD they turned out to of been, but sure… >.>
What was that? my ears are offended….whomever this Cazwell character is, he REALLY REALLY thinks highly of himself….
Hot! Loved it. Great styling. Tried to figure out which guy was showing his gorgeous ass. 😉
I thought it was a good video. It’s supposed to be campy & tacky. I doubt he has any Grammy illusions. And the Latino boys are hot.
Every once in a while I will notice this Blog thing by Dewitt and I wonder more who this Dewitt person is? I read how he comments on people every week, but without knowing what he looks like I kind get grossed out thinking about his stated desire to “cum on Cazwells face”. What if Dewitt is a obese senior citizen with greasy moles on his body that only takes a bath once a week? Would you like to envision someone like that shooting a load on your face?
As far as Cazwell, goes, his ICECREAM TRUCK is just a fun spur of the moment summertime diddy. Have fun with it guys and stop being such old bitch queens! sheez! Why is it fags always gotta have something nasty and mean to say about someone?
DeWitt – The OTHER guys were hot, would have taken care of them all, but Cazwell, not even with your dick would I go after him.
I thought it was pretty hot and a lot of fun.
What I can’t believe is that actually one of them has “Cazwell” tattoed on him. He must be damn good in bed.
F**K I did not read that part ( mute ) could have say my ears the pain of listening 2 that S**T !!! BTW LOL Msquare I 2 was trying 2 figure out who’s GORGEOUS ASS that was !!!
I have to say that video is HOT but I like the song too! It’s fun and silly like the rest of his songs.
Silly song but, Cute guys !!! 😉
i laughed my ass off, just from the 6-seconds i elected to unmute the video.
but, it’s fair..
..i won’t hate on the guy.
I don’t know why gay men have to be so critical of everything. The video is cute and the guys are hot. Just appreciate it for that, it’s not gonna make the world stop going round. LOL.
Now, I think this song should be on the chart tomorrow because it’s so hot that in the summer makes you want to lick some ice cream.
dude… i’d go gay for caz all over again.
and fuck the music he’s one hot bastard
that was the hottest /worst thing ive seen in a while… who the hell is funding this crap
Love the song, love the video, love me some Cazwell…. Everything he puts out is just campy and fun!!
damn….fxkn sexy as fxk!
@Unaffected: Please reread your first paragraph of your post, then read the second. Sort of hypocritical, don’t you think?
umm…..yeah, not so much
I also wondered who funded Caz, unless he’s the son of rich people and he got a trust fund…or maybe he used to be a rich guy’s pet. Either way he doesn’t have the talent to create the money needed for this himself =\
As far as the video… I wouldn’t call it music. But the guys are hot… Guess that’ll help sell the “song”… Sadly.
the song is busted, but he is cute
Actually, Cazwell’s earlier work showcases alot of talent, and quite a bit of humor. He’s super nice in person. Not at all like I expected.
Orgy comes to mind…
Yum.
Caz is hot but can’t sing. He should just hang out the mic and go do porn.
I’d never heard of this guy before until I saw it on here. I loved this song! I thought it was cute and clever, so I listened to his CD and decided to buy it, even though this song wasn’t on it. Yeah, Caz is adorable, but that isn’t why I like his music: it makes me smile and wanna shake my ass.
simply delicious ! all the guys are super hot !!, I would lick their ice cream for hours !!
…..I’m playing it again!
This is just a fun song that has all hot boys in it. He’s actually a good rapper and could get it. Ps the boy with the bubble butt is the one with the stars on his shoulder.
omgsh, this vid cracks me up so much…one of those “it’s so bad…it’s good”
…well actually more like “it’s so bad, it’s growing on me & the hot guys help”
LOL i went to Berklee in boston for a lil while with music performance as my major, i been doing it since i was 7, it might not be opera singing, or elvis, but it aint bad, its getting stuck in all my friends heads, and the video is getting watched over and over again, “licking up your drumstick i will make you brain freeze”. even if no one likes him the guy knows what he is doing. Give him a break. hes kinda like Michael jackson if you think about it. Everyone hated him but they still watched and listened.
I kinda liked the song after the inital shock of the video.. my god, it’s hot hot hot. Caz is really sexy as are all of the other guys in the video. i was just waiting for them to all start making out and having an orgy. Are all his video’s like this? Is he gay?? anyway i’m going to have another listen and watch.. i must show my friends this to. 😉