Secret Sex: Big Dipper

Now I understand how the rest of you feel about Cazwell! For those of you who aren’t in the know, Big Dipper is a new(ish) queer rapper who’s hairy, chubby and gives me an immense boner. His music isn’t technically good by my usual standards, but I like it ’cause I want to stick my face in his butt. True story!

On his latest Bambi soundtrack-sampling single “Drip Drop”, the Chicago-based artist channels Nicki Minaj in both his flow and zany facial expressions, all whilst delivering a uniquely playful style that’s all his own. Well, sort of his own.

Long story short, you know how I feel about big boys who know how to move. This one’s no exception to the rule. I want to get sweaty with him on the dancefloor (and then get sweaty with him in my bed). Swooning! Swooning! I nearly died when he booty-dropped in those blue shorts.

– Dewitt

Click through to see more pics and listen to “Drop Drop”:

(via Gay Daily Hot)

1,866 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Big Dipper

  1. I’m sorry, but Cazwell gets the “let’s listen to him on mute” bullshit, and this just gets regular plugging? I just don’t understand it.
    Rubbish.
    His “rapping” is worse than Riskay.

  2. Definition of train wreck… so bad that I couldn’t stop watching… mouth open in horror… and completely in shock when it was over.

  3. I’m glad for him for making a video. And I gave it a chance until he opened his mouth. Awful. Just plain awful. And I’m sorry but the minute terms like ‘mancunt’ are used then you’ve lost me as a listener. Just plain. awful.

  4. Seriously? I think its amazing. Have you ever seen anything like this? Major shout out to Big Dipper for doing something that hasnt been done and doing it big! 

  5. hold up… wait… What about a poorly produced, poorly sung song, accompanied by cheap costumes, and a literal interpretation for most of references, is ‘doing something that hasn’t been done’? I’m seriously confused…

  6. Welcome to a Disney lawsuit. I can’t imagine that they will let this go on for too much longer. I’m a big Disney fan so I appreciate the cool use of the sample.

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