Secret Sex: Adam Wheeler

Since moving to the Boston area, I’ve read a lot about Adam Wheeler in the local newspapers. The twenty-four year old Delaware native scammed his way into Harvard University, and he recently pleaded guilty to twenty counts of larceny, identity fraud and other charges. As his punishment, he’ll spend ten years on probation and pay $45,800 in restitution. He’s also been banned from profiting from the story whatsoever.

Basically, he’s a pathological liar and sort of terrible. But does anyone else think he’s absurdly cute? Every time I see this picture, I can’t get over his piercing blue eyes and doofy geek appeal. While honesty and trust are super important in choosing sexual partners, I’m not gonna lie… I’d totally hit that.

– Dewitt

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22 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Adam Wheeler

  1. I just Googled the name “Adam Wheeler” to see more pics of this guy and apparently there is another Adam Wheeler. He’s a sexy ass wrestler that competed in the Beijing games in ’08. I think that Adam Wheeler is hotter! Hmm… an idea for “Who Would You Rather”???

  2. I just Googled the name “Adam Wheeler” to see more pics of this guy and apparently there is another Adam Wheeler. He’s a sexy ass wrestler that competed in the Beijing games in ’08. I think that Adam Wheeler is hotter! Hmm… an idea for “Who Would You Rather”???

  3. Lead picture: totally. Video clip: absolutely not. But let’s be honest, even most of the guys you pull out on a night are like him on some level, so it’s really not that different. I’m sure those eyes lead to his success in cons!

  4. What I don’t understand, why didn’t Harvard check his background and SAT scores before accepting him? Although what this young man alleged to have done, at least he was trying to get an education at the expense of his lying to get into an Ivy League school. Many U.S. citizens drop out of high school or have no interest to attend college. The guy didn’t murder or kill anyone. This is just my opinion.

  5. i am proud to give a loud, emphatic, “NO!”

    it’s guys like him who worm their ways into the Top Leadership Positions of those occupations that, very much, have a direct influence on our daily lives.

    guys who look out for their own interests, at the expense of other people “on the lowest rungs.”

    no thank you, dewitt — and, for shame.

  6. oh lighten up Saint Impatience, jesus. I agree with Blackman, I didn’t kill anyone and I think it’s sort of unbelievable that they didn’t check any of that stuff ESPECIALLY if he said he recieved a perfect on his SAT. They didn’t ask for a copy or anything? Whatever. I agree with a lot of the comments.
    the wrestler Adam Wheeler fucking delish, In his picture I thought he was cute, but in the video he looked greasy and his thing he was doing with his mouth made me sort of rethink my answer.

  7. This guy is gross on a variety of levels, he looks like a demonic rodent. “Lack of a moral compass” the judge says? I think it’s worse than that…

  8. Dewitt, I totally agree, he is hott. Adam looks like a typical Harvard student, great eyes. However, I would let Adam have me, but I would be hiding my wallet. When they talk a great game, its when you gotta realize “to good to be true”. He is pretty though.

  9. Dewitt, I totally agree, he is hott. Adam looks like a typical Harvard student, great eyes. However, I would let Adam have me, but I would be hiding my wallet. When they talk a great game, its when you gotta realize “to good to be true”. He is pretty though.

  10. Been there done that. Guy fooled me into thinking he went to a good private Catholic university, was witty, hot. Now he’s in jail for larceny and grand theft. Didn’t take anything from me, but always a bad feeling to be duped.

  11. Does character not enter into the attractiveness factor? First the wikilinks guy, now this punk? As haha said, “shoot for the stars, dewitt.”

  12. he’s absurdly cute?, I can’t get over his piercing blue eyes and doofy geek appeal. I’m not gonna lie… I’d totally hit that.

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