Today has been a huge week for pop music. Carly Rae Jepsen‘s relentless massacre of catchiness (otherwise known as the album Kiss) has finally arrived to make up for the omnipresence of “Call Me Maybe” and prove, once and for all, that she’s not a […]
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Nicco Sky + Andrew Christian = EVERYTHING.
Is there anything Nicco Sky can’t do? The answer to that question is a big fat “no”, because he’s clearly capable of everything! He can win Fleshjack contests, he can cure post-breakup pain with his butthole, he can make lip-synch videos set to Carly Rae […]
They Can’t Lip-Synch, They Can’t Dance, Who Cares?
These self-described “gaybes” (or “five suburban twink bitches” as Dewitt lovingly called them) are the same cute crew that participated in the worldwide Carly Rae Jepsen Annoyance Marathon. They’re back, sort of lip-synching and listlessly moving their above average bodies to Karmin’s “Broken Hearted.” Except […]
Alexandra Stan: “Lemonade”
Have you been waiting for Carly Rae Jepsen‘s “Call Me Maybe” to step aside so another jam can claim the ultimate title of “Song of Summer”? Tough luck, sweet cheeks! Carly’s continuing her climb to the number one spot on the US Billboard charts, and […]
Call Me Gaybe: I’d “Get It” If THEY Were A Boy Band
I’m surprised nobody’s commented on our One Direction post that I don’t “get” them because I’m only into “old, fat, hairy gorillas”. Nope! I totally can appreciate the cuteness of younger men. Take, for instance, this sure-to-become-viral video of five suburban twink bitches dancing to Carly […]
Harvard Baseball Players Synchronize Their Cuteness
If you’re looking for something to take your mind off of people’s stupidity, here’s a little trifle that should make you smile. Some of the players on Harvard University’s baseball team staved off road trip boredom by filming a little synchronized car dancing. It’s to […]
Another Damn Lip Sync Video With Hot Guys
We weren’t planning on posting this lip sync video to Carly Rae Jepsen‘s “Call Me Maybe”, but we caved in for the following reasons—a) Gay porn star Nicco Sky is prominently featured, b) His friend from the 0:07-0:17 mark just eye-fucked the hell out of […]
The Ten: Unsurprising Results Are Surprising To No One
Last week, Quinn Christopher Jaxon destroyed his competition on The Ten, taking in nearly twice as many votes as first runner-up Anthony Green. While it’s safe to say that Quinn earned his spot as the “Sexiest Man of The Moment”, he shouldn’t get too comfortable […]
Popular Demand: The Week In Which People Were Obnoxiously Vocal About Their Tattoo Hatred
Apologies in advance if the numbers on today’s Popular Demand aren’t up to date! My stupid car broke down on Friday night, so I’ll be spending this Monday morning at a mechanic (and it won’t be anywhere near as sexy as those “lube job” porno […]
The Ten: Please Take Note That The “Sexiest Man of The Moment” Is A Former OnTheHunt Model
Not that we’re bragging or anything, but today’s first place contender on The Ten used to be an OnTheHunt model. You might remember him as Nikko, or the extended pseudonym Nikko Alexander. Now he’s going by Chris Tyler. Though we’re not entirely sure why he […]