The answer: very little.

My only issue (and it’s tiny) with Sean Cody’s stunning new find Vincent is that he claims he’s into hairy chests and that he’s so hairy himself that he’s a “mini-bear.” Nice. I’m on board, and ready to feel my dick start to twitch as he pulls his shirt up.

Wait, dude, you had chest hair but you TRIMMED IT DOWN SO IT’S BARELY VISIBLE.

The fuck?

That is a lack of self-love! Fuck those fascists for smooth, let your chest fur get so big that you can barely get your snug polo back on!

Besides THAT (again – tiny) issue, Vincent is sex. He’s got a deadly body, big sexy booty, and dick for days. Speaking of days, that’s how long I could watch him attending to himself. He also gives a fleshlight a good workout. I can’t wait to see this sexy bastard getting after it with a co-star. That’s coming right, Sean Cody?

Oh, and good news for you beardos. If you’re a guy sporting a “huge beard,” Vincent says that he will “attack the shit” out of you. I think he means sexually. Welp, I’m done with shaving for awhile. You?

Enjoy more of Vincent (and his criminally shortened chest hair) below!

– Michael Xavier