A man who calls himself "The World's Fastest Nudist" has been spotted in New York, and apparently it's all connected to a film he's making entitled Naked Ambition. He's kind of cute in a douche-tastic Secret Sex sort of way, even if I'm already anticipating your "fattie" comments. Whatever though, I'd tap that fattie any day of the week.
My big issue with it all? He doesn't look very swift for someone making such claims. All I'd need to do is get naked, strap on a fannypack and sprint down the street, and I'd probably break his record in no time. Yes, you can consider that a challenge.
– Dewitt
To watch the video of The World's Fastest Nudist, follow the JUMP:
Yeah, just wait till he’s arrested and forced to register as a sex offender.
Is this guy for real, or is this all one big joke?
One thing I’ve learned, though, is that cooking naked is definitely NOT a good idea.
The worlds fastest nudist is also the worlds stupidest nudist
It is very obvious that he’s being funny when he dubs himself the “world’s fastest”. I think this is yet another hapless attempt at being a viral success. Like I have said many times before, while advents like Youtube are glorious, it’s things like this that make me wonder “what the hell?”