“Hey girl, watch out for that car hurtling toward you.” Remember that scene in Crazy Stupid Love when Ryan Gosling and Steve Carrell are in the locker room and he’s nude but his crotch is being blocked by Carrell’s Crazy Stupid Head? Did anyone else want to reach through the screen and SLAP Steve Carrell’s melon out of the way so we could see Gosling’s beautiful gift? *lonesome sound of wind over the tundra* Ok, maybe it was just me.
The point is that Ryan Gosling has pheromones that can waft through television and movie screens and give me an instant boner. He is SEXXXXXXX. And he saved someone’s life!
British Twitter user @PennyRed was visiting NYC and having problems with her wig (I can relate) and Gosling saved her from being run the fuck over! Check out her story via Tweets after the JUMP!
– J. Harvey (via Buzzfeed)
I didn’t think it was possible for Ryan to get any more fuckable, but this did it. Heroes and considerate sexy dudes do it for me. My dick just exploded.
Excellent, but I prefer the other Ryan (that hot Reynolds guy!).
Some people have all the luck
What’s a boy gotta do to get Ryan to come save me?!?!
I would love to see the former Young Hercules full frontal naked.
I’m good with both!
Step in front of a taxi, apparently. Although I wouldn’t recommend it.
I don’t know why there MUST be a contest??? True, I lust for Gosling … but I’ve met Reynolds and together or separately they can put their shoes under my bed. ANYTIME!!!