What happens when you take five totally heterosexual jocks, throw them in high heels and force them down a runway? If you’re curious to know the answer, then you probably should have tuned in to last night’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race. The four remaining queens, along with one returning contestant, turned a handful of straight dudes into their drag sisters. It was fucking amazing.
Of course, if you really want to talk about amazing, we should skip right ahead to the final “lip-synch for your life” challenge. This was one of the most impressive showdowns since Shangela vs. Sahara Davenport on season two! While we’ve never personally been attracted to drag queens (at least in the sexual sense), there was something incredibly hot about it. Anyone else know what we mean? Also, since we’re asking questions, which straight jock did you think was the cutest? Click through for their before and after pictures…
– Dewitt
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1. MANILA LUZON & FUSCHIA LUZON (LW – 3, Winner): My notes for Manila Luzon mostly consist of the word “perfect” underlined in all capital letters. We have to owe some of the credit to her drag sister Fuschia (the smokin’ hot redhead in the picture above), but it goes without saying that these two complimented one another to the max. We want to be their best friends. Hard.
2. RAJA & ENIGMA (LW – 2, Chante, You Stay): Don’t get us wrong! We understand why Raja was placed in the bottom two. Her cheetahlicious ensembles didn’t do Enigma any favors, and the overall chemistry just wasn’t there… But, um, did you see that lip-sync to Paula Abdul’s “Straight Up”? We were so fucking surprised that we’ve positioned her toward the top of our list.
3. YARA SOFIA & DREWLITA SOFIA (LW – 1): Even when Yara falls in the middle of the pack, we’re still going to love every single second she’s on our television screen. We’re going to justify her third place finish (ahead of Alexis Mateo) for a job well done on the makeup. Those Madonna-like cheekbones are utterly fabulous.
4. ALEXIS MATEO & AVALS MATEO (LW – 4): Why the fuck are we ranking Alexis Mateo so low? Because we honestly think Avals Mateo upstaged her. Not even kidding! This water polo cutie better be filling out his application for the show’s fourth season. He’s got personality up the wazoo.
5. CARMEN CARRERA & LOLITA CRUZ-CARRERA (LW – 0, Sashay Away): Naked! Naked! Naked! Say what you will about Carmen Carrera, but she’s left a lasting impression on Drag Race history. Our jaws dropped to the ground when she removed the bottom half of her (albeit very tiny) outfit. Does anyone know how to get your hands on the uncensored footage?
Perviness aside, it was quite anticlimactic to have Carmen come back, only to be immediately dismissed within the same episode. There’s no denying that she deserved to go, given nothing was feminine about Lolita Cruz-Carrera. It was basically just a beefy dude in a wig and bikini. We’re guessing Carmen spent way too much time primping herself to worry about catering to her drag sister…
I thought Carmen’s partner was super hot. He looked a hot mess in drag though. HAHA! I think you’re spot on about Alexis’ partner totally upstaging Alexis. She even looked better in the fake boobs!
hello to Fuschia….i wanna know more about that gorggggggous man…
Sorry but Alexis was too good to be so low on that list. She should have won hands down!
good Gosh i need more beers
ALEXIS MATEO & AVALS MATEO were top for me, and i for one am more than happy to help him untuck :o)
Lolita Cruz was sexy (not in drag though) 🙂
This episode was actually really enjoyable. Some very funny moments!
I FRICKIN’ LOVE Carmen!! It was great to have her back for another episode, although she is one of my favorite contestants in Drag Race history, I can admit that the remaining four are stronger than her. IT WAS STILL GREAT TO SEE HER AGAIN! =]
I would really love manhuntdaily to cover the Untucked episodes.
I mean, this episode of Drag Race was so far the highlight of the season. But this week’s episode of Untucked was, BY FAR, the best thing to come out of Drag Race yet. At least, in my opinion. I laughed the whole time.
“No bareback! No bareback!”
I lol’d so hard. xD
Yes that lip-synch was epic, and my favorite sister was Avals Mateo…totally outshined her sister…in looks and personality.
I want to see that uncensored footage!!
This episode was the best yet I was rolling laughing from the time it came on till it went off…
dewitt : you need to find a video tutorial on how to Tuck your biscuits!
I’m actually curious how it’s done…much respect to the ladies this week – as much as I dislike Raja – she deserves to win!
SO sick of Alexis Mateo. Can’t wait for her to go home next week!
I would rather watch the entire Republican convention ( with no alcohol ) in slow motion than 2 sit through even 1 minute of this most REPULSIVE show !!!!