Start your engines! It's time for your weekly dose of RuPaul's Drag Race. Last night's episode found the eight remaining queens posing for their own wedding photos, representing both their drag personas and their male counterpart. Club diva Martha Wash and photographer Mathu Andersen stepped in as guest judges, witnessing the girls' transformations from blushing brides to dragzillas.
Yup! The claws were out when RuPaul asked what the judges don't see on the main stage. One of the girls lashed out against her competitor, and the other queens were quick to jump on the attack. Expect more drama next week, because everybody's favorite enemy won the challenge and the ultimate prize of immunity.
– Dewitt
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AND NUMBER ONE THIS WEEK…
1. RAVEN (LW – 7): I know what you're thinking–didn't we put Raven towards the bottom of the rankings last week? While this is true, there's no denying that she rocked this challenge. Her dress was a hit on the runway, and her picture has a fun story to it (even if I can't really tolerate the underage bride joke). It's a shame that the judges chose Tyra Sanchez as the winner. You know they only did that to stir up some drama amongst the queens!
2. PANDORA BOXX (LW – 2): Pandora may not be a master of "fabulous" style like Raven, Tyra or Jujubee, but she schools every single one of her competitors when it comes to comedy. If her dress had been a little more extravagant, I would have placed her number one this week. This picture is hands down the best!
3. JUJUBEE (LW – 3): The way that Juju's throwing shade at her husband, you'd think that bitch was Tyra or Raven. For some reason, it works in the context of the entire photo, and her dress was seriously working on the runway. Loved all the little details!
4. TYRA SANCHEZ (LW – 6): Excellent picture? Check. Stunning dress and presentation? Check. The shittiest personality on the planet? Double check. Okay, so I don't exactly hate Tyra as much as the other queens, but she has her occasional trifling moments. I kind of loved that she hot-glued lace to her leg. Who does that? It was even more amazing that not a single one of these bitches would help her out. Karma!
5. SAHARA DAVENPORT (LW – 5): Sahara's dress may have been plain, but I thought she made up for it with the presentation. Personally, I found the Swan Lake motif to be charming, and it takes skill to roll out en pointe. And those splits as she lip-synched for her life! I swoon at her overall awesomeness.
6. JESSICA WILD (LW – 4): Ooh, my girl! If you gave better face, you wouldn't keep slipping down my list. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that another queen will teach you a thing or two about softening up that makeup. But don't listen to that hater, Martha Wash. Even if your dress made you look like a Dilophosaurus, that shit was still fierce.
7. TATIANNA (LW – 1): How quickly they fall! Tatianna stole the show in last week's episode, but she didn't give us much to talk about this time around. Am I wrong to say that the best word to describe her dress is "awkward"? At least she looks kind of cute as a boy… too bad that can't make up for all her whining. This girl's downfall will be her inconsistency. Mark my words.
GONE… MORGAN MCMICHAELS (LW – 8): Don't these two lesbians look lovely together in their wedding photo? Oh, my bad. I didn't realize the one on the left was supposed to be a man. Morgan looks more like Pink in this shot than he did in last week's "Snatch Game" episode! I'm not too sad to see him go…
After this episode Raven’s starting to grow on me. Mainly because she wasn’t so outspoken like she normally is.
I’m a fan of Tatianna but she’s the weakest of the group now. I’m hoping she’ll be able to bring it stronger next week!
Raven, Jujubee and Pandora for the final three!
Omg. I loved Morgan. Can’t believe they sent her home. Tyra “dirty ass” sanchez should have gone home. I can’t stand her
I agree Tyra should have been sent home solely based on her attitude. Not to mention her dress wasn’t even that great, Raven should have had immunity next week. Luckily she won’t need it, I’m predicting a Jessica Wild/Tatianna bottom two next week.
Tyra said she was going to work on her attitude to become a better person. Bitch you shouldn’t have to do that when you’re 21 and on a show competing to be the best of the best.
I’m so glad Morgan is gone! her and Sonique were f*ckin haters!! and they got what they had comin’ to them. Now they just need to get rid of Raven and Tyra. Jujube is right, America’s next drag superstar should not be a bitch!
You fools have to realize by now that Ru long ago chose Tyra as the winner. (S)he is quite cute and a lovely drag but one of the nastiest people on television. Why does everyone automatically think that a drag queen has to be a bitch? Ru is one of the nicest people on television. It stuns me that Ru is so determined to make Tyra the winner.
if she dose crown tyra…..season 3 will loose ALOT OF VIEWERS!!!!!!!!!!…….i personaly think shes just using her for the drama….makes good reality to have the bitch…..but she shouldnt have won last night…..thats just nuts……i do think the top 3 should and will be pandora juju and jessica(i was a raven fan …but at 30 and shes still acting like that…..NO!!!!….too quote her)
but well see if Ru learned her lesson with angina in season 1…..
You make a good point but the queen that won last year (can’t remember the name) was a miserable failure. Kept screwing up and was frequently up for elimination. I am convinced that he was a friend or fuck buddy of Ru and could not loose no matter what. I think Tyra is another similar situation. Hope I am wrong.
^ What, Bebe Zahara Benet? That bitch was fierce and only up for elimination once, dunno what the hell you’re talking about. Bebe, Nina and Ongina are the three best queens to come from last years show. Knowing that one of them walked away with the title was amazing and a step in the right direction in terms of what they were going to use their newly found fame for.
Tyra winning this year, lol. She doesn’t have the attitude nor personality to carry the title of The Next Drag Superstar. So far all I’ve gotten from her is that she wants to be Beyonce and is too much of a lazy bitch to change her monotonous voice. Hell she even gave her idol man-voice on the snatch game.
Epic wannabe Beyonce fail.
Jimbo, I really hope you are right. I wouldn’t mind being wrong because I do agree with your assessment of Tyra. But still….
Maybe Raven won’t be such a cunt now that Morgan is gone. Morgan is a shit stirrer and her negativity won’t be missed, plus the last few episodes she just got boring. Pandora and Juju are the real stars of the show! Classy, funny and very creative with what they do every week.
I’m no fan of Raven but she totally should have won that episode for sure! I was hoping for Tyra to be eliminated next episode but alas must wait another week.
Are you guys crazy????? Juju Bee its talking shit about everyone not to mention that she always says things to Tati because Tati stand out for herself. Juju its not that little angel she seems. by the ways she has all these marks in her face and body. Next: Raven she should won the challenge but she is boring in stage. Tyra its a fucking Bitch. She doesn’t have manners. I don’t want someone like her to represent drag queens. Pandora its funny and adorable but I see her as a comedian not a drag. Sahara is fierce but she is ugly as a drag not to mention her makeup. Tati is gorgeous but she lacks of experience. Anyways she is a box full of surprises. Jessica WIld, she is a true queen. in my opinion, jessica wild deserves the title. she has carried herself in such a beautiful way. she congratulates the winner when other win, she feels empathy when another falls, she has never talked badly about anyone or put anyone down, she has kept a positive attitude and has had fun the entire time. on character alone, she deserves it all. however, if she doesn’t win, i’m praying it’s either juju or pandora, rebecca glasscock jr better know as tatianna does have a chance to win the title. just keep one thing in mind ladies. we should love these girls for the positive things that they bring to the table cause all of them have something that caught rupaul’s eye. spread the love cuz its smoother than hate.
I think Raven or JuJu should’ve won this week. I dont really like Raven but the bitch did good, AND her dress was the most expensive looking one according to Santino. I also thought Jujubee’s dress looked extremely expensive. Ru is saying JuJu needs to step up her game but she’s doing amazing in my eyes especially this week so I don’t get what more Ru wants JuJu to do. Tatianna is def. my favorite queen alongside JuJu but Tatianna did go safe this week. Tyra shouldn’t have won, yeah she’s pretty but you know what, she DEF. did NOT know how to handle herself on stage…AT ALL. How can you be a Drag Superstar with manners like that? She went off on stage when she should’ve went off like that BACKstage. She could’ve handled the critic form the other girls in a more calmer, more professional way and she would’ve won huge points. But no, she gives 21 year olds a bad name. Next week though I think Jessica Wild might be part of the bottom two…I hope not but they have to sing and her speech isnt that good. Let’s hope she does another Crispy Critter and turn it out either way.
^ I’m suspecting it’ll be a Jessica Wild/Tatianna bottom two with Tatianna going home.
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Thank god my suspicions were incorrect!