Robbie Williams: “Candy”

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Robbie Williams will always be attractive to me (much like Talking Heads frontman David Byrne). At 38 years old, the English pop singer is going gray with grace, and he’s the type of man who’ll be handsome whether he’s 25, 35, 45, 55, 65, 75, 85, 95 or 105 years old…

It’s not all a physical thing though! I’m also drawn to the following—a) The exhibitionist tendencies which lead to him showing his butt so often, b) The fact that he’d let a guy stick it in his butt for the right price, and c) That time he made a video encouraging us to imagine him and fellow Take That member Gary Barlow having insane amounts of butt sex.

Okay, so maybe I’m just obsessed with his butt. Maybe! Either way, you should watch his new music video for “Candy” (which sadly doesn’t involve any footage of his butt)… Is he not the most adorable pop star of all time?

– Dewitt

Click through to watch the music video for “Candy”:

Imagining a bulge like Jon Hamm‘s. Almost seeing it:

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Noting that Robbie Williams is hot even when he makes weird, grumpy faces:

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Masturbating to a completely non-sexual video of Robbie Williams:

(via our boyfriend at Vulture)

61 thoughts on “Robbie Williams: “Candy”

  1. He looks terrible and bloated. I know he’s not back on the drugs again because the music would be MUCH BETTER! I ADORE is earlier work. This sucks!

  2. Robbie Williams totally pulls off that pink suit… He’s sex on legs. Normally, I find arrogant, self-worshipping men to be a total turn off, but Robbie wears his swagger totally tongue in cheek, which makes it oh so much sexier. Swoon!

  3. Robbie Williams totally pulls off that pink suit… He’s sex on legs. Normally, I find arrogant, self-worshipping men to be a total turn off, but Robbie wears his swagger totally tongue in cheek, which makes it oh so much sexier. Swoon!

  4. I have always loved Robbie Williams, ever since he broke in the United States with Millennium. I have always thought he was crazy sexy. I remember when I was in high school, jacking off to the “Rock DJ” video a few times. I like this song and am pretty amped for his new album, even though I will probably have to buy the import version for a jacked up price, since they won’t release it in the US. Sad trombone noise.

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