YOU CAN TELL THIS ISN’T A JOKE BECAUSE OF ALL THE CAPITAL LETTERS.
This is gonna be one of those posts where you watch me jack off to American Muscle Hunks, but with words instead of actual jacking off.
I missed last week’s AMH update, and apparently that was so surprising that the affiliate manager actually emailed me directly to say “hey – did you see this? Or what’s up?” In case there was any question about where my affections lie. Last week was a diversion from the recent Manhole updates, and featured Johnny V and Seth Knight (who I briefly thought was Seth Santoro because my brain only has the power to hold one Seth in there at a time. Here’s an unrelated post about Seth Knight as a tiny little porn baby) making out for almost two solid minutes before any actual dick stuff happens, and it blew my mind.
Their kissing is so hot and active and connected and real looking that, even with zero setup (AMH doesn’t care about establishing a scene or introducing why these guys are about to fuck, so they continue to toss the viewer into the action, in medias res) my penis was like… “uh.. Hey. Hi. I would also like to participate…” and we were only 1:40 into the scene. This evolves into one of my new favorite rim jobs, which is mostly to do with Johnny V’s hole, which is SO perfect that it looks like one of those weird fake butts you buy at sex toy stores:
I don’t know how Seth even manages to move on from devouring that perfect ass to put his dick in there, but he does and it’s pretty great. I’m including the 5 minute tube clip here because I like you guys and the trailers don’t do AMH justice:
WOOF.
I could go on and on and on about how much I’d rather watch Johnny here rather than in confusing Raging Stallion releases, but you know already.
You can watch the full version of this scene here (and I highly recommend it).
One of my all time favorite things in porn is when the guys really go at pashing each other, if a porn actor doesn’t kiss then I’m not interested
Totally agree! We are working on bringing back more passion and connection between our guys. Something you just can’t get from G4P
Uh yeah, I watch gay porn for the kissing and stupid hair cuts.
I remembered a scene with Ricky Larkin and Duncan Black, the former playing a blue-collar worker and the latter a preppy rich kid, their kissing scene in that ‘movie’ was spectacular, there weren’t much ‘penetration’ sex, but the build-up was well worth watching it from beginning to end. I loved that one A LOT.
Making out and a fair amount of ass eating before the fuck works for me just fine! And glad tattoo boy did the topping as well!
You sound like a total douchebag.
I agree, kissing during fucking makes it so much hotter. Gay4Pay guys are the reason for less kissing and another reason to stop watching that crap porn.
Monkey see monkey do.
Tell us more monkey.
Takes one to know one.
Weak dude, just like all your lame comments, go back to the club when you do meth instead of commenting on here party boy
That sounds awesome! Do you know what studio?
Pashing! <3
Lol. Johnny is such a good bottom. Like such a fucking pro and totally built for it.
Everybody’s got their somthin.
Nope. No to this. This is not what we’re here for.
I think it was sarcastic. Not to worry.
Then why the plethora of lame comments? I see you are dense. With your Scandinavian name it makes perfect sense. A bunch of Euros committing cultural and racial genocide.
Doing a circle jerk is not very impressive…
That would make you a monkey…
What guy would want to kiss you?
You go smoke some more crack whore.
Do your meth Leonard, and get laid a little. I guess you are angry, you do the meth but no dude wants that featureless tube thorax. Get a real gym membership.
This collection of words makes little sense and you’re super duper banned now. ?
Lame dude, go to Ikea and get your head cut off and do the world a favor.
I believe it’s Rock Candy Films. Directed by a woman, I think. Very different sensitivity, some attempts at making the porn performers actually ACT…