Refined Poo for the Luxurious

Victoria Beckham

Have you ever been the victim of a bird with good aim? Turded upon by a seagull this summer, I took about three hot showers that day, and still felt gross. So you won't see me getting a Nightingale Facial any time soon, though Victoria Beckham swears by them.

For centuries the geishas of Japan have known about this beauty treatment which is effect because of "the high nitrogen content that draws out bacteria from skin and breaks down dead skin cells more gently than acid peels."

I think I'll stick to my boring oatmeal smears from Aveeno. What about you?

– Wilbur

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