Reason #987 The Real World Isn’t Like The Gay Porn World

Nothing can keep a man who likes video games away from his video games. I learned this the hard way, but of course, when my college boyfriend took up World of Warcraft as a hobby. I’d be lying in bed completely naked, stroking my cock and begging him to come suck on it, and unfortunately, he would be too damn busy going on “raids” with his online cronies. I could have walked over, pulled his shorts down and started finger-banging him in the desk chair. Honestly, I think he would have just ignored me and kept playing through the whole thing.

It doesn’t take much for Eddy Roman to get Hayden Richards to throw down his controller and pound his cute little ass. Based on my personal experiences, things like this don’t ever happen in real life. “Not now!” the gamer involved would say. “I’m trying to get to the next level.” And, really, it’d be so important that he can’t bother pressing the pause button in exchange for an orgasm.

::sigh::

– Dewitt

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Witness this pure act of fictional video game action below:

Hayden Richards fucks Eddy Roman on gay porn site Extra Big Dicks.

Hayden Richards fucks Eddy Roman on gay porn site Extra Big Dicks.

Hayden Richards fucks Eddy Roman on gay porn site Extra Big Dicks.

Hayden Richards fucks Eddy Roman on gay porn site Extra Big Dicks.

Hayden Richards fucks Eddy Roman on gay porn site Extra Big Dicks.

Hayden Richards fucks Eddy Roman on gay porn site Extra Big Dicks.

Hayden Richards fucks Eddy Roman on gay porn site Extra Big Dicks.

Hayden Richards fucks Eddy Roman on gay porn site Extra Big Dicks.

Hayden Richards fucks Eddy Roman on gay porn site Extra Big Dicks.

Hayden Richards fucks Eddy Roman on gay porn site Extra Big Dicks.

Hayden Richards fucks Eddy Roman on gay porn site Extra Big Dicks.

Hayden Richards fucks Eddy Roman on gay porn site Extra Big Dicks.

Hayden Richards fucks Eddy Roman on gay porn site Extra Big Dicks.

Hayden Richards fucks Eddy Roman on gay porn site Extra Big Dicks.

Hayden Richards fucks Eddy Roman on gay porn site Extra Big Dicks.

Hayden Richards fucks Eddy Roman on gay porn site Extra Big Dicks.

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10 thoughts on “Reason #987 The Real World Isn’t Like The Gay Porn World

  1. If I was in the middle of a game and some guy went down on me I’d probably just ask him to not bump the controller with his head.

  2. Dewitt you did hit the nail on the head with your write up!
    I am a PC gamer and they and my playing them almost ended my relationship.

    But luckily I play more games I can pause and save at anytime rather then on-line real time so I am more willing to stop playing than most co-op players.

    But I can remember plenty of times turning down sex or going to bed just to stay in my fantasy world.

  3. Does it mean I have low self-esteem if I’d give someone head while they were playing a video game and completely ignoring me? Or does that just mean I’m a whore who can’t ever suck nearly enough dick?

  4. If those are our only choices, I’m gonna go with the latter. I mean if there’s a nice dick around, why shouldn’t it be in a warm mouth. Hell, if getting the guy in the pic to pay attention me is what I was after, I’d probably just go put my foot through the TV and say “oops. Fuck me now that the TV is on the fritz.”

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