Really Important Weird Question of the Day

Old Spice Centaur
If you have sex with the top half of a centaur (ie: oral sex performed on you) is it still considered bestiality? Technically the human part is where the brain is, so the sex would be consensual. But on the other hand, centaurs are potentially an entirely separate species.
I've debated this topic several times with friends, and my opinion is that if it has a horse dick… you shouldn't hit that. Of course, if he's all human and horse-hung, there ain't nothin' wrong with that!
– Dewitt

4 thoughts on “Really Important Weird Question of the Day

  1. As a Sagittarian whose symbol is the Centaur not sure how to respond to this one…It IS an interesting topic…especially after a few drinks.

  2. on that note… who honestly wants to have sex with two fish like me? >.>
    or who wants to have sex with a vase of flowing water? 😛

  3. Nothing wrong with interspecies sex if the other species is sentient and capable of giving consent. Unfortunately the closest we have on this planet in reality would be dolphins and gorillas, and sex with either is way too dangerous.

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